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GREENI

Member Since: 22 Aug 2010
Location: staffs
Posts: 10381

Here's a couple of things that get my goat...

Ear hair and garage resident spiders

3rd May 2012 2:58pm

50H

Member Since: 31 Mar 2012
Location: notts
Posts: 27

It's good to be here and thank you to the providers of this site.

Right then. Get ready.

All those wimmin who park outside the village Junior school at chucking out time with their M5's, monstrous Audis, whopping Volvos, Gawd knows what else bent tin rubbish and do they load their little Darlings in from the pavement side?

Oh no. They do not.

Mirrors are clearly for fixing the hairdo and MUST NOT be used for checking to see if anything is approaching from behind before flinging open the offside door, in a rush to join the 3.35pm fashion parade.
Then what?
Having finally got a grip on Peregrine and Jocasta (both yelling blue murder because they want to go off with Tarquin and Arminta), Yummy Mummy minces out into the road on her 5" heels, just flings open the offside rear door at which point another unrestrained rug rat attempts to bolt out of the vehicle whilst Y M is struggling to load the aforementioned howling brats into it and at the same time yapping with her yuppie mates about the latest handbag or some such twaddle.

Anybody want a rather bent o/s door from some Foreign spam-can?

.

3rd May 2012 4:02pm

Small Clanger

Member Since: 22 Jun 2011
Location: UK
Posts: 210

50H wrote:
It's good to be here and thank you to the providers of this site.

Right then. Get ready.

All those wimmin who park outside the village Junior school at chucking out time with their M5's, monstrous Audis, whopping Volvos, Gawd knows what else bent tin rubbish and do they load their little Darlings in from the pavement side?

Oh no. They do not.

Mirrors are clearly for fixing the hairdo and MUST NOT be used for checking to see if anything is approaching from behind before flinging open the offside door, in a rush to join the 3.35pm fashion parade.
Then what?
Having finally got a grip on Peregrine and Jocasta (both yelling blue murder because they want to go off with Tarquin and Arminta), Yummy Mummy minces out into the road on her 5" heels, just flings open the offside rear door at which point another unrestrained rug rat attempts to bolt out of the vehicle whilst Y M is struggling to load the aforementioned howling brats into it and at the same time yapping with her yuppie mates about the latest handbag or some such twaddle.

Anybody want a rather bent o/s door from some Foreign spam-can?

Should you really have taken the job as the lollipop man?

.

3rd May 2012 4:11pm

ZeDefender

Member Since: 15 Sep 2011
Location: Munich
Posts: 4731

2011 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 SW Baltic Blue

50H wrote:
It's good to be here and thank you to the providers of this site.

Right then. Get ready.

All those wimmin who park outside the village Junior school at chucking out time with their M5's, monstrous Audis, whopping Volvos, Gawd knows what else bent tin rubbish and do they load their little Darlings in from the pavement side?

Oh no. They do not.

Mirrors are clearly for fixing the hairdo and MUST NOT be used for checking to see if anything is approaching from behind before flinging open the offside door, in a rush to join the 3.35pm fashion parade.
Then what?
Having finally got a grip on Peregrine and Jocasta (both yelling blue murder because they want to go off with Tarquin and Arminta), Yummy Mummy minces out into the road on her 5" heels, just flings open the offside rear door at which point another unrestrained rug rat attempts to bolt out of the vehicle whilst Y M is struggling to load the aforementioned howling brats into it and at the same time yapping with her yuppie mates about the latest handbag or some such twaddle.

Anybody want a rather bent o/s door from some Foreign spam-can?

.

Hear, hear - well said that man!

We get the same thing at the local International school here but with stinking rich German Frauen (more Cayennes and X5s though)

Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...

3rd May 2012 4:29pm

GREENI

Member Since: 22 Aug 2010
Location: staffs
Posts: 10381

I must go and spend time checking yummy mummy's me thinks !

3rd May 2012 6:40pm

GREENI

Member Since: 22 Aug 2010
Location: staffs
Posts: 10381

Ghost post

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3rd May 2012 6:40pm

50H

Member Since: 31 Mar 2012
Location: notts
Posts: 27

Ze:

please send a trailer load of Radeberger, C.O.D.

TIA,
H.

3rd May 2012 6:46pm

ZeDefender

Member Since: 15 Sep 2011
Location: Munich
Posts: 4731

but there are so many others - best you come to the Oktoberfest and we can compare

Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...

3rd May 2012 6:57pm

custom90

Member Since: 21 Jan 2010
Location: South West, England.
Posts: 20350

I'd rather buy American if I'm honest than German. German cars just have never done it for me. Japanese yes. American yes. British yes. Italian, German and French no

3rd May 2012 7:00pm

50H

Member Since: 31 Mar 2012
Location: notts
Posts: 27

Are you referring to the Yummy Mummies or the beer, Ze?

Both I suspect. I've spent some time in your Country.

Ha Ha!

H.
Nailing Ambiguities for the World.

3rd May 2012 7:03pm

LR90XS2011

Member Since: 05 Apr 2011
Location: bickenhill
Posts: 3641

2011 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Galway Green

bm52 wrote:
staff.................just spent all day hearing, investigating and dealing with a grievance complaint from an employee who complained about a very serious gross misconduct issue. the accused person has walked away from it on a 'technicality'.

the complainant knows he's guilty, I know he is guilty, he knows he is guilty but I cannot do anything about it. He walks.............

I am so mentally knackered by the days events and feel utterly frustrated. grrrrr

I have about 200 people working for me my Mrs has about 12 I could not agree more with your sentiments it is increadible how people behave at work and what they think is reasonable, it is also massively draining dealing with "staff issues" I miss the days I used to fix trains rather than manage people, however I would probably not have a new landy (well 13months old now) if it want for taking on this hassle, I cant wait until Ive finished paying off the loan will be looking for a change then. DEFENDER 90 TDCI XS,

I hope everyone is well and your land rovers make you happy

4th May 2012 5:27am

party monkey

Member Since: 31 Dec 2010
Location: Oxon.
Posts: 1311

2005 Defender 110 Td5 XS CSW Cairns Blue

That bl**dy Stella Artois Cider advert gets my goat and IMHO the stuff tastes cr*p too.

So, on behalf of 'proper' cider producers may I suggest the following amendment to the strap line.....

Ce n'est pas cidre, c'est merde

Have a grumpy day

Jon - 110 td5 [sold]. Currently Defenderless.

10th May 2012 9:31am

Laurie

Member Since: 22 Feb 2008
Location: Sussex, England
Posts: 2897

2005 Defender 90 Td5 XS CSW Bonatti Grey

I can't be grumpy today.
The plumber who promised to do a job for me before the end of March has started the job.

10th May 2012 10:51am

d j hutton

Member Since: 30 Jul 2009
Location: Dorset
Posts: 1044

2011 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 USW Orkney Grey

50H wrote:

Having finally got a grip on Peregrine and Jocasta (both yelling blue murder because they want to go off with Tarquin and Arminta), Yummy Mummy minces out into the road on her 5" heels,

Do you have any pictures please?

DJ 1989 200tdi 90 csw
2011 110 usw Orkney grey

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10th May 2012 10:57am

custom90

Member Since: 21 Jan 2010
Location: South West, England.
Posts: 20350

d j hutton wrote:
50H wrote:

Having finally got a grip on Peregrine and Jocasta (both yelling blue murder because they want to go off with Tarquin and Arminta), Yummy Mummy minces out into the road on her 5" heels,

Do you have any pictures please?

DJ

10th May 2012 11:46am

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