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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4704  
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So you buy a new mattress,
You leave it propped up outside against the picnic bench to air out after being in storage. You look out the kitchen window and see the local tom cat walking across the yard stopping to mark his territory...on your new mattress. 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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26th Aug 2021 11:07am |
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| hank Member Since: 12 Sep 2016 Location: South Wales Posts: 2301  
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Oh dear. When I left Saudi I sold the contents of my apartment and left them in the parking area for collection later that day.
The new owner text me to ask whether I had any pets  Whoops > 110 XS Double Cab |
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26th Aug 2021 11:10am |
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| Procta Member Since: 03 Dec 2016 Location: Sunderland Posts: 5183 
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Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back
Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it! |
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26th Aug 2021 4:01pm |
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| Procta Member Since: 03 Dec 2016 Location: Sunderland Posts: 5183
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you think that's something, Years ago, i was the 1st one down at 5am, had to start work for 6, anyway my late Ginger pal used to leave me the remains of a jalfrezi on the carpet, so i had to clean that up, sort my breakfast and just about to sit down, once the smell had died away from having the two animals in, , only to clock, in the corner a job lot.
 So another cleaning job, and trying not to vomit at the same time. When i came in from work later on that day, there was the ginger sod, sparked right out in a ball, on my bed, as though nothing had happened.  Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back
Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it! Last edited by Procta on 29th Aug 2021 10:52pm. Edited 2 times in total |
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26th Aug 2021 4:06pm |
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| Darcy Fairfax Member Since: 05 Oct 2014 Location: London Posts: 721  
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26th Aug 2021 7:47pm |
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| lohr500 Member Since: 14 Sep 2014 Location: Skipton Posts: 1317 
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Not a mattress, but one of my prized pair of Wharefdale Dovedale vintage hi-fi speakers
My dad's auntie brought her one eyed Pekinese dog round to my house many years ago.(It lost an eye in a fight with a cat). After a few minutes it proceeded to cock it's leg up and p**s all over the front of the speaker. Fortunately, being a short little rat of a dog, it only wet the grille and nothing reached the bass speaker cone. It was very lucky not to lose the other eye! |
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26th Aug 2021 10:13pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4704
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Adds a new dimension to Handel's "Water music"....
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1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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28th Aug 2021 11:07pm |
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| lohr500 Member Since: 14 Sep 2014 Location: Skipton Posts: 1317
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spudfan. At least there was no "smoke on the water" |
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29th Aug 2021 8:33am |
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