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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4697  
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People who post on this site post honestly. None of us claim that our vehicles are perfect and are willing to admit the vehicles have "issues". We ask for advice regarding these faults and people will post good honest advice on ways to resolve these "issues".
Imagine if we had a READERS WIVES subsection, How many of us would be posting "faults" with our wives and looking for advice on how to remedy the faults. I can imagine some of the issues that could be raised.........sagging suspension, deteriorating chassis, body work past it's best, constant irritating noise while driving etc etc. I wonder how many of us would have the remedy to help those asking for advice? So the question is DO WE NEED/WANT SUCH A SUBSECTION? 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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17th Mar 2016 6:11pm |
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| Ryderoo Member Since: 28 Aug 2015 Location: South Oxfordshire Posts: 1666  
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Mines broken, out of warranty, high maintenance, built on a Friday afternoon.
Daily searches for We buy Any Wife shows no results. Owned for 27 years, no HPi checks available. Can't live without her, always starts in the morning. Sensible offers only. Cheers Simon I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you 1990 110 TD5 county, my first Land Rover - gone 2012 Discovery 4 XS SDV6 - gone 2014 Discovery 4 XS SDV6 - gone 2015 Evoque SD4 dynamic - Wife’s - gone 2015 Urban Truck 90 XS Santorini Black Hard Top - Reluctantly gone 2020 Discovery 5 Eiger Grey 3.0 SE - gone March 24 2021 Defender S D250 Santorini Black 110 HT - gone March 24 2023 Evoque P300e SE wife’s current vehicle |
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17th Mar 2016 6:31pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4697
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Ryderoo.
 (pretty obvious your wife checks this forum occassionally  ) 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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17th Mar 2016 6:43pm |
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| ian series 1 Member Since: 17 Nov 2014 Location: south Posts: 3127  
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80" 80" 86" 88" 90"
Wanted, Forward Control Anything considered. |
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17th Mar 2016 6:43pm |
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| Ryderoo Member Since: 28 Aug 2015 Location: South Oxfordshire Posts: 1666
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Well not so far, but just in case,
I love you my princess, just having some light hearted banter with the forum members, you are the apple of my eye, you are my world, you know I don't mean those things I said. .... ....... .......... Still open to offers though Cheers Simon
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you 1990 110 TD5 county, my first Land Rover - gone 2012 Discovery 4 XS SDV6 - gone 2014 Discovery 4 XS SDV6 - gone 2015 Evoque SD4 dynamic - Wife’s - gone 2015 Urban Truck 90 XS Santorini Black Hard Top - Reluctantly gone 2020 Discovery 5 Eiger Grey 3.0 SE - gone March 24 2021 Defender S D250 Santorini Black 110 HT - gone March 24 2023 Evoque P300e SE wife’s current vehicle |
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17th Mar 2016 6:46pm |
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| stanley Member Since: 18 Sep 2009 Location: Dorset /hampshire Posts: 1032 
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Well my better half doesn't look at the forums so I'm pretty safe!
She's not perfect for anyone else but me so I'll keep her as she is and enjoy what I have ! Is that ok dear? |
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17th Mar 2016 7:04pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4697
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Ryderoo...PUT THE SHOVEL AWAY. THE HOLE IS DEEP ENOUGH
p.s. been there..done that myself on this forum...  1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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17th Mar 2016 7:04pm |
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| Ryderoo Member Since: 28 Aug 2015 Location: South Oxfordshire Posts: 1666
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I think I was using a JCB
Cheers Simon
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you 1990 110 TD5 county, my first Land Rover - gone 2012 Discovery 4 XS SDV6 - gone 2014 Discovery 4 XS SDV6 - gone 2015 Evoque SD4 dynamic - Wife’s - gone 2015 Urban Truck 90 XS Santorini Black Hard Top - Reluctantly gone 2020 Discovery 5 Eiger Grey 3.0 SE - gone March 24 2021 Defender S D250 Santorini Black 110 HT - gone March 24 2023 Evoque P300e SE wife’s current vehicle |
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17th Mar 2016 7:08pm |
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| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5111  
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I can say this about my wife, that on a good day, in the right light and at the right distance she can look stunning; the only drawback is she drinks ten pints of Guinness before breakfast every day and she plucks her hairy lip and then leaves the hairs on the breakfast table. Other than that I have no complaints about her.
 For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..
http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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17th Mar 2016 7:11pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4697
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Worst thing I ever did was to get reading glasses... they didn't do the wife any favours
First time I met the wife (to be) many (many many) moons ago she was going into the post office. Little did I know she was going to collect her pension  Where was SPECSAVERS when I needed them? 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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17th Mar 2016 7:25pm |
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| Ryderoo Member Since: 28 Aug 2015 Location: South Oxfordshire Posts: 1666
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I always call the wife "My treasure" cos everyone says where the f**k did you dig her up!
My wife talks through her nose, cos she has worn her mouth out! I call her dear, on account of the horns! Cheers Simon I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you 1990 110 TD5 county, my first Land Rover - gone 2012 Discovery 4 XS SDV6 - gone 2014 Discovery 4 XS SDV6 - gone 2015 Evoque SD4 dynamic - Wife’s - gone 2015 Urban Truck 90 XS Santorini Black Hard Top - Reluctantly gone 2020 Discovery 5 Eiger Grey 3.0 SE - gone March 24 2021 Defender S D250 Santorini Black 110 HT - gone March 24 2023 Evoque P300e SE wife’s current vehicle |
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17th Mar 2016 7:32pm |
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| RED-DOT Member Since: 29 Jun 2009 Location: stirling Posts: 2363 
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Women share similarities to Land Rovers.... Your hands will always be dirty and your pockets always empty? 2008 RS4 gone, 123d M Sport, and a Puma 90 XS..
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17th Mar 2016 7:43pm |
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| DAZ110 Member Since: 06 Dec 2007 Location: East Sussex Posts: 2039 
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Call me chicken, but I don't think I better comment on this post!
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17th Mar 2016 7:53pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4697
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Hello.... C H I C K E N.
Probably the most sensible (read SAFEST) comment sofar.  1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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17th Mar 2016 8:22pm |
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