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ZeDefender



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What is the worst Christmas present you ever received?
Mine was a chrome clothes peg with a plastic globe screwed to it "for keeping papers together" - according to my sister-in law Rolling Eyes Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
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speedymarktd6



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The mrs baught me some new trainers once but they were too big for me but she couldnt take them back as she couldnt find the receipt so she put them on ebay sold them and kept the money and i never got any replacement trainers eigher Sad
Post #191323 6th Dec 2012 2:39pm
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AndyS



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Flip flops and a dildo. They said if I didn't like the flip flops I could go Censored myself.
Post #191328 6th Dec 2012 3:02pm
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Who's "They" ? $W33T $0U7H3RN $UG4R
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warren



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I got a moustache grooming kit when I was 16. Even 10 years on I still can't grow a proper tash!
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mk1collector



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Mine was nothing! My mum and dad are Jehovah's witnesses so I didn't get any birthday or Christmas presents at all until I was about 18!

Break out the violins Rolling with laughter
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ZeDefender



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mk1collector wrote:
Mine was nothing! My mum and dad are Jehovah's witnesses so I didn't get any birthday or Christmas presents at all until I was about 18!

Break out the violins Rolling with laughter

Would you like my chrome clothes peg?
Er... don't take that the wrong way Embarassed Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
Post #191340 6th Dec 2012 4:03pm
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jasong4110



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Socks from the mother in law....

She never quiet got that my dad owned a hosiery factory, and socks were not something I was short of....

But every Christmas since I met my wife I get socks!! In fact we all do, my dad makes the kids socks with their names on them or whatever they want on them, but she still gets everyone socks!!

Jason.
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MartinK



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The best thing about unwanted presents...you can give them wrapped to someone else next year Thumbs Up Defender "Puma" 2.4 110 County Utility (possibly the last of the 2.4's)
Post #191346 6th Dec 2012 5:06pm
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custom90



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Consistent tins / boxes of cheap chocolate selection boxes. Confused $W33T $0U7H3RN $UG4R
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Laurie



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I can only remember the good pressies Very Happy 
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mk1collector



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ZeDefender wrote:
mk1collector wrote:
Mine was nothing! My mum and dad are Jehovah's witnesses so I didn't get any birthday or Christmas presents at all until I was about 18!

Break out the violins Rolling with laughter

Would you like my chrome clothes peg?
Er... don't take that the wrong way Embarassed



Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
Post #191356 6th Dec 2012 5:52pm
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TooTall



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Three years ago I won the New Years office competition for the :worst: Xmas prezzie - I have still got my novelty wine bottle holder, whereby a draped chain link contraption "appears" to hold a bottle level with the table (it lives in the garage)
Regards M "Ease your worries, Clear-up your woes,
Go into your garage & put stuff into rows."
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GREENI



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A computer in 1985. Dad moved it on by Boxing Day. I liked BMX !
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Merlin



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My sister bought our father a car alarm. He didn’t have a car! Strangely he bought one soon after.

I said “next year buy him an anchor, so he’ll buy a boat and we can all go out on it”. She didn’t think it was funny and sulked all Christmas.

Merlin
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