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| ZeDefender Member Since: 15 Sep 2011 Location: Munich Posts: 4731   
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Mine was a chrome clothes peg with a plastic globe screwed to it "for keeping papers together" - according to my sister-in law
 Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing... |
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6th Dec 2012 2:21pm |
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| AndyS Member Since: 18 Aug 2012 Location: London Posts: 595  
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Flip flops and a dildo. They said if I didn't like the flip flops I could go
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6th Dec 2012 3:02pm |
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| custom90 Member Since: 21 Jan 2010 Location: South West, England. Posts: 20455
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Who's "They" ? No Guts, No Glory.
🇬🇧ðŸ´ó §ó ¢ó ¥ó ®ó §ó ¿ðŸ´ó §ó ¢ó ·ó ¬ó ³ó ¿ðŸ´ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó ´ó ¿ðŸ‡®ðŸ‡ªðŸ‡ºðŸ‡¸â›½ï¸ðŸ›¢ï¸âš™ï¸ðŸ§°ðŸ’ª |
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6th Dec 2012 3:12pm |
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| warren Member Since: 14 Oct 2009 Location: East Lancs. Posts: 903  
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I got a moustache grooming kit when I was 16. Even 10 years on I still can't grow a proper tash!
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6th Dec 2012 3:45pm |
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| mk1collector Member Since: 17 Sep 2009 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 6769 
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Mine was nothing! My mum and dad are Jehovah's witnesses so I didn't get any birthday or Christmas presents at all until I was about 18!
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6th Dec 2012 3:48pm |
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| ZeDefender Member Since: 15 Sep 2011 Location: Munich Posts: 4731
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Would you like my chrome clothes peg? Er... don't take that the wrong way  Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing... |
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6th Dec 2012 4:03pm |
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| jasong4110 Member Since: 18 Oct 2009 Location: Henley On Thames Posts: 268 
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Socks from the mother in law....
She never quiet got that my dad owned a hosiery factory, and socks were not something I was short of.... But every Christmas since I met my wife I get socks!! In fact we all do, my dad makes the kids socks with their names on them or whatever they want on them, but she still gets everyone socks!! Jason. |
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6th Dec 2012 4:05pm |
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| MartinK Member Since: 02 Mar 2011 Location: Silverdale (Lancashire/Cumbria Border) Posts: 2665 
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The best thing about unwanted presents...you can give them wrapped to someone else next year
 Defender "Puma" 2.4 110 County Utility (possibly the last of the 2.4's) |
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6th Dec 2012 5:06pm |
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| custom90 Member Since: 21 Jan 2010 Location: South West, England. Posts: 20455
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Consistent tins / boxes of cheap chocolate selection boxes.
 No Guts, No Glory.
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6th Dec 2012 5:10pm |
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| Laurie Member Since: 22 Feb 2008 Location: Sussex, England Posts: 2897 
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I can only remember the good pressies
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6th Dec 2012 5:28pm |
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| mk1collector Member Since: 17 Sep 2009 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 6769
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6th Dec 2012 5:52pm |
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| TooTall Member Since: 10 Jul 2012 Location: Fens Posts: 504 
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Three years ago I won the New Years office competition for the :worst: Xmas prezzie - I have still got my novelty wine bottle holder, whereby a draped chain link contraption "appears" to hold a bottle level with the table (it lives in the garage)
Regards M "Ease your worries, Clear-up your woes, Go into your garage & put stuff into rows." |
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6th Dec 2012 6:03pm |
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| GREENI Member Since: 22 Aug 2010 Location: staffs Posts: 10383
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A computer in 1985. Dad moved it on by Boxing Day. I liked BMX !
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6th Dec 2012 6:38pm |
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| Merlin Member Since: 30 Oct 2010 Location: Newmarket Posts: 981
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My sister bought our father a car alarm. He didn’t have a car! Strangely he bought one soon after.
I said “next year buy him an anchor, so he’ll buy a boat and we can all go out on it”. She didn’t think it was funny and sulked all Christmas. Merlin |
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6th Dec 2012 7:04pm |
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