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spudfan

Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
Posts: 4700

Thinking of having an affair and eloping...update

I have being giving this issue some serious thought. First I need to set the criteria that the prospective affairee/elopee must meet. That will enable me to thin down the prospective applicants. So my first question to the aspiring affairee/elopee will be "How are you with removing/refitting a 16 inch wheel shod with 235/85/16 tyres?" I do have standards that need to be met.... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai

6th May 2023 9:06pm

Puddings 3112

Member Since: 05 Dec 2020
Location: Down South
Posts: 49

Low standards - I thought the defacto choice on this forum was being partial to 255/85/16. Even better if the elopee comes with access to their own supply of new rubber

6th May 2023 9:48pm

DSC-off

Member Since: 16 Oct 2014
Location: North East
Posts: 1426

2015 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 XS CSW Aintree Green

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6th May 2023 10:08pm

LR Nuts

Member Since: 10 Aug 2022
Location: UK
Posts: 1140

Oh dear, we are copying the dregs of Pi5ton H3ads.

7th May 2023 7:40am

markb110

Member Since: 22 May 2010
Location: Guildford
Posts: 2643

Spud, as this is 2023 and i cant be bothered to keep up any more......

Would this person have to be male, female or a half and half........

7th May 2023 11:31am

Rashers

Member Since: 21 Jun 2015
Location: Norfolk
Posts: 3507

2014 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 USW Corris Grey

That reminds me of the old joke about the Farmer who wanted a new partner. Must be able to wash, iron, cook, clean and own a tractor. Please send a photo of the tractor.

7th May 2023 6:38pm

spudfan

Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
Posts: 4700

markb110 wrote:
Spud, as this is 2023 and i cant be bothered to keep up any more......

Would this person have to be male, female or a half and half........

I had not considered these factors, so it will be a bit more complicated than I thought.
You would not be throwing your hat into the ring by any chance? If so please upload a video of you removing/refitting a 16 wheel shod with a 235/85/16 tyre . 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai

8th May 2023 8:37am

Screbble

Member Since: 26 Apr 2015
Location: Lancashire
Posts: 2103

2004 Defender 90 Td5 XS CSW Zambezi Silver

I wouldn’t bother Spudfan.

My Mrs is more than capable of changing the wheels on my Defender but still insists on getting in the way, and frequently borrowing my best going out boots.

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8th May 2023 8:57am

markb110

Member Since: 22 May 2010
Location: Guildford
Posts: 2643

As its you Spud and there's not much on the TV at the moment....

8th May 2023 8:58am

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