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spudfan



Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
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Updated marriage vows
I think the marriage ceremony vows should be amended to the following

"In sickness and in health
For richer or poorer
And an ever increasing amount of cellulite.. Whistle" 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #985414 13th Mar 2023 3:10pm
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markb110



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I am sure that if she really loves you Spudfan, she will look past that when you are standing at the sink washing the dishes in your underpants....... Whistle
Post #985416 13th Mar 2023 3:53pm
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90 Dreamer



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Grounds for divorce right there if you've used your underpants to was the dishes I would have thought, just use the sink like everyone else........ Rolling with laughter
Post #985449 13th Mar 2023 8:27pm
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