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spudfan



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Thinking of having an affair..advice needed.
I don't have a mobile phone, the Mrs does the finances and I don't look like Brad Pitt. What are my chances? 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
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markb110



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I'll break it to you gently

Based on that very loose description i would hazard a guess at Censored all chance...

Unless you are hung like a Grand Nation Winner......the horse not the jockey Whistle
Post #972300 24th Nov 2022 10:08pm
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spudfan



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What about "There's always hope" attitude? 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
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2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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markb110



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I'm married Spud....that went years ago when i discovered at the wedding she didn't have a sister.. Whistle
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spudfan



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You see I recently got new glasses... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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MichaelE



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In my studies of people over the years I have come across so many who have left me stunned when it has come to light that they have a partner or whatever. Even more so with some when I have seen the partner and that they are actually quite reasonable looking.

So, regardless of what you look like or your circumstances, I do believe that you are in with a reasonable chance.

Meanwhile, does Mrs Spud have a phone number that you can pass on to me?
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LR Nuts



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spudfan wrote:
You see I recently got new glasses...



...... and do you ask the 'new partner' to wear them

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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Farmerben



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I imagine if Mrs Spud ever stumbled across your posts on the forum you might find yourself unable to conduct an affair.... Laughing https://instagram.com/bentheoandrews
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Leamreject



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Get a dog!

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jimmyvonk



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Busted knuckles and the smell of used EP90 is rarely an aphrodisiac but I wish you luck. Rolling with laughter
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jim4244



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Do it! What could possibly go wrong! ……..🤔

Jim
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gilarion



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Become a Gigolo. That way your needs and finances are all sorted. For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
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spudfan



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Well, I had a trial run with the Mrs last night. Those advert breaks on the television last a long time. On when I "started" and the advert break was still on when I "finished" Sad 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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markb110



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Less painful that way Spud. Just like pulling a plaster off your leg, hairs an all…….

Just try again in twelve months, hopefully she would have forgotten what you where doing with the hoover whilst she was making a cup of tea during that advert……. Whistle
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