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spudfan

Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
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Grounds for deevorce in Texas, me thinks.

I have previously detailed how I equipped myself with the necessary gear for some painting around the house (Off Topic, Just in Time) so you are probably wondering how the job is progressing. Everything went well...up to a point. There I was up the ladder with a brush and small paint container doing some touching up. The wife came in, did her business and left. What she neglected to do was to tell me that she had shifted the 5 litre paint container from in front of the fridge door where I had put it out of harm's way, so that she could get something from the fridge. "Where did she put it?". you ask.
Well for some unknown reason she shifted it....to the base of the ladder.
Now I am not going to go into the details of the ensuing catastrophy when I came down the ladder. The annoying thing was, on hearing me and the bucket of paint coming to grips with one another, the wife came into the kitchen, looked at me and said "Why did you do that?"
Yes, as John Wayne was wont to say "That's grounds for deevorce in Texas." 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai

31st Aug 2022 7:55pm

John P

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Location: West Sussex
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31st Aug 2022 9:04pm

markb110

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Location: Guildford
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When you said that she came in to do her business, I thought that you were painting the ‘small room’.

I then had a vision of you touching in a white wall with something, let’s just say mousy brown…..

31st Aug 2022 9:10pm

spudfan

Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
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John P wrote:

Easy for you to say... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai

31st Aug 2022 10:26pm

spudfan

Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
Posts: 4654

markb110 wrote:
When you said that she came in to do her business, I thought that you were painting the ‘small room’.

I then had a vision of you touching in a white wall with something, let’s just say mousy brown…..

Lets just say that at this point in time I have done all the touching up I want to do... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai

31st Aug 2022 10:30pm

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