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athelstan



Member Since: 06 Aug 2019
Location: Kent
Posts: 55
United Kingdom 2015 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 CSW Montalcino Red
My Defender broke down yesterday ..............
...........so I looked under the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine.

He said “Hello Sir, you are a handsome man and very nicely dressed too".

I could see the problem...

Bat flattery. 2015 90 XS Station Wagon Puma 2.2
2015 Morgan Plus 4
Post #841761 4th Jul 2020 2:26pm
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corgi1



Member Since: 26 Feb 2017
Location: bucks
Posts: 440
England 2009 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Stornoway Grey
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Post #841787 4th Jul 2020 4:23pm
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captain slow



Member Since: 22 Jun 2011
Location: Herts
Posts: 357
United Kingdom 2014 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 CSW Corris Grey
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Post #841794 4th Jul 2020 4:48pm
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discomog



Member Since: 09 May 2015
Location: Notts/Lincs Border
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United Kingdom 2015 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 XS CSW Santorini Black
I would have expected a better joke than that from a fellow Morgan owner Whistle Defender 90XS SW
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Post #841806 4th Jul 2020 5:26pm
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Rashers



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Location: Norfolk
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United Kingdom 2014 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 USW Corris Grey
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Post #841828 4th Jul 2020 6:45pm
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Mini Landie



Member Since: 23 Sep 2015
Location: Basingstoke Massiff
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United Kingdom 2003 Defender 90 Td5 HT Belize Green
Not to want to be 'that guy', but batteries in Defenders are under the passenger seat, not the bonnet. Whistle

I'll get my coat!
Post #841830 4th Jul 2020 7:02pm
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Procta



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Post #841837 4th Jul 2020 7:22pm
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