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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4679  
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Can't go wrong with these directions
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28th May 2020 11:31pm |
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| grafty99 Member Since: 15 Aug 2012 Location: North Devon Posts: 4785  
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Not to mention that, generally, in the UK any roadworks need the traffic to be slowed down to 5mph at least 2 miles either side of the actual repair
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29th May 2020 6:52am |
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| discomog Member Since: 09 May 2015 Location: Notts/Lincs Border Posts: 2527 
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29th May 2020 7:38am |
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| JOW240725 Member Since: 04 May 2015 Location: Suffolk Posts: 7906 
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This was my local towns idea of a diversion... As you can imagine it made the local newspaper, not much happens around here
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29th May 2020 7:48am |
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| blackwolf Member Since: 03 Nov 2009 Location: South West England Posts: 17418 
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I've always enjoyed the paradox with these signs! |
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29th May 2020 8:38am |
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| Rosco Member Since: 03 Dec 2010 Location: Burntwood Posts: 1833 
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Always reminds me of the military training manuals with pages marked "this page is intentionally blank".
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29th May 2020 9:08pm |
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| bankz5152 Member Since: 02 Feb 2017 Location: South London/North Kent Posts: 2173 
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My worst one was driving down to Longmoor from the South East, the tunnel before Haslemere was shut so followed the diversion which lead me back to the start ofthe round about a came in at.... ended up driving over a footpath to get back en route. Instagram @defender_ventures
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29th May 2020 9:28pm |
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| Daisy90 Member Since: 01 Feb 2015 Location: Hampshire Posts: 845 
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30th May 2020 1:28pm |
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| blackwolf Member Since: 03 Nov 2009 Location: South West England Posts: 17418
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Back in the day when I wrote a lot of technical documents and manuals I would sometimes replace the word "intentionally" with "unintentionally" or "inadvertently" just to see if anyone noticed. I do not ever remember anyone doing so! |
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30th May 2020 1:33pm |
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| Procta Member Since: 03 Dec 2016 Location: Sunderland Posts: 5180
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That reminds me of the night me and my two pals were going for a takeway after a few beers at our local. They were doing some street light changes and moves, so some of the road was coned off. What we decided to do, was cone off our work place. If they had been a diverted sign at hand, we would have moved that in place too. Sort of our way at getting back at the place for been a right pain to work for. Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back
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30th May 2020 10:59pm |
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| blackwolf Member Since: 03 Nov 2009 Location: South West England Posts: 17418
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It is rumoured that back in the early 1970s when Oxford had introduced a particularly extensive and complex one-way system a group of students as a rag week prank flipped one single sign which had the effect of making it impossible to leave the city by car and caused gridlock. It supposedly took the authorities the better part of a day to figure out which sign it was.
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31st May 2020 9:39am |
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| Joe the Plumber Member Since: 18 Dec 2013 Location: Midlands Posts: 907 
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There was a sign on a path at the back of a building where I did my apprenticeship that said 'WARNING: ICE AND SNOW IN WINTER" which I used to be amused by.
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31st May 2020 2:59pm |
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