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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4731  
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Yesterday my wife had to go to the dentist. I opted to stay in the Defender which I had parked in a public car park. During my wait a Mercedes arrived with an elderly couple in it and was parked very badly beside me. The woman got out and exited the car park. Then the driver got out. He was elderly, very well dressed and smoking a pipe. He approached the Defender so I put the window down. I thought he was going to ask me to park the Merc correctly.He informed that he was going to pee behind my Land Rover as at his age it was a frequent occurance. So he disappeared behind the Defender and emerged little while later adjusting his fly and headed out of the car park. 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
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13th Mar 2020 8:57pm |
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| ibexman Member Since: 13 Dec 2008 Location: Essex Posts: 2954 
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That’s a
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13th Mar 2020 9:22pm |
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| ZeDefender Member Since: 15 Sep 2011 Location: Munich Posts: 4731  
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You want to make sure you wash it well or the others will mark their territory too
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13th Mar 2020 9:39pm |
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| grafty99 Member Since: 15 Aug 2012 Location: North Devon Posts: 4794 
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I'm not going to lie, I'd probably have driven off
That reminds me of a story my dad told me. He had been in a stationery traffic jam (in Germany) for ages. About 4 hours in and getting dark a person buckled and needed a wee. Instead of going behind the trees at the side of the road they decided to go in front of their car and behind my dad's. As it was getting dark then nobody would notice. In a rather risky but simultaneously hilarious move, my dad waited for the for the victim to be in full flow before slipping his car into reverse and switching on the ignition  2002 90 Td5 Station Wagon
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13th Mar 2020 11:16pm |
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| andydef90 Member Since: 09 Feb 2015 Location: yorkshire Posts: 617 
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I have bladder issues due to nerve damage and a swollen prostrate I get no warning but I have never done that that is taking the
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14th Mar 2020 7:56am |
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| markb110 Member Since: 22 May 2010 Location: Guildford Posts: 2653  
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Did you offer your hand sanitiser...
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14th Mar 2020 7:58am |
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| ChrisCSL Member Since: 10 Aug 2019 Location: Berks Posts: 186 
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Technically that’s dogging isn’t it?
You must be a handsome man |
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14th Mar 2020 5:39pm |
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| excossack Member Since: 22 Feb 2012 Location: North West Posts: 5876 
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Or is it Piking? 1999 Defender TD5 110
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14th Mar 2020 6:41pm |
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| Procta Member Since: 03 Dec 2016 Location: Sunderland Posts: 5224
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Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back
Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it! |
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15th Mar 2020 12:11am |
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| Procta Member Since: 03 Dec 2016 Location: Sunderland Posts: 5224
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Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back
Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it! |
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15th Mar 2020 12:12am |
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