Lorryman100 wrote:

K9F wrote:

Lorryman100 wrote:

I fear that being surrounded by all them seamen has turned him into a lovey dovey...........

Not quite but if I hadn't had my wits about me the preceding 8 months since starting with the 'daisy chainers' I'm sure I would have had a bottom like a kit-bag by now!

Also remember that when the "daisy chainers", are close by, you have to do loud manly sounding rasping farts, that way they know you are a virgin and don't swing their way.

Lorryman100 wrote:

Or how's about fixing an EXIT ONLY sign to the arse of your boiler suit, just a thought.

 Steve.
Owned numerous Land Rover vehicles of all shapes and sizes over the decades.
Current Defender: A non tarts hand-bagged Puma 110 XS USW.

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Lorryman100 wrote:

Or how's about fixing an EXIT ONLY sign to the arse of your boiler suit, just a thought.

Better to have a tattoo I reckon! What a cracking idea! Sure beats the two pieces of gaffer tape I currently stick accross my 'crimper!' Also 20 minutes of pain and the tattooists job will be done, this will be instead of the nightly torture of ripping it off with hairs like guitar strings snapping all over the place! Ouch!!!  If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!

Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!!