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Zed



Member Since: 07 Oct 2017
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United Kingdom 2010 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Santorini Black

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Harry ”Grandma said the rust is so bad that bulkheads are now a service item”
Mr Land Rover “We have taken care of that. The bodywork of the new Defender is manufactured entirely out of McDonalds single use plastic straws. If you look closely you can still see the stripes “
Post #772416 10th May 2019 5:37am
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Zed



Member Since: 07 Oct 2017
Location: In the woods
Posts: 3245

United Kingdom 2010 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Santorini Black
Mr Land Rover "To reflect this Defender's heritage, a flag decal for the roof will be available as an optional extra."
Harry "Indian or Slovakian?"
Post #772417 10th May 2019 6:10am
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gtmotorsport



Member Since: 29 Jun 2016
Location: Cornwall
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United Kingdom 2006 Defender 110 Td5 CSW Zermatt Silver
Harry is saying - "Am I missing something or is it just another Range Rover, because it looks the same as what me Nan's got"
Post #772419 10th May 2019 6:28am
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
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United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver
yep, granddad could still roll that! Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #772422 10th May 2019 7:01am
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gtmotorsport



Member Since: 29 Jun 2016
Location: Cornwall
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United Kingdom 2006 Defender 110 Td5 CSW Zermatt Silver
Laughing Laughing Laughing Rolling with laughter
Post #772424 10th May 2019 7:06am
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Noiseydave



Member Since: 27 Dec 2015
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United Kingdom 2009 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 XS DCPU Santorini Black
Re: Caption competition
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I have two...

"I think that dent where i hit Danny Baker will polish out"

"How many chimps can you fit in the back?"
Post #772425 10th May 2019 7:13am
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lohr500



Member Since: 14 Sep 2014
Location: Skipton
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United Kingdom 2013 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 XS CSW Santorini Black
Harry : "If I remove this headlight, is it as easy to steal as the previous one?"
LR Man : "Don't worry about anyone stealing it. We anticipate having to give them away in the end to clear the decks for PSA. We don't expect much demand for this model"
Post #772427 10th May 2019 7:24am
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DSC-off



Member Since: 16 Oct 2014
Location: North East
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United Kingdom 2015 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 XS CSW Aintree Green
We had camouflaged Defenders when I was in the army.
Is this a new Urban camouflage for the Urban Defender?

Or,

Some of my friends can afford to buy one of these.
Post #772513 10th May 2019 5:36pm
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