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spudfan



Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
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This made me think of GLYNN PARRY.....
An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truckowner
for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man
behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurancecard and
a concealed weapon carry permit.
The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr..Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"
The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a.45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."
The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"
"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."
The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting rangeand the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked intothedriver's face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns.
May I ask what you are afraid of?
Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered,
"Not a Censored thing!" 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
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Post #75792 14th Jun 2011 2:23pm
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Glynparry25



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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter That is my kind of man!! Good choice of firearms too, especially the AR-15... yummie.

Spudfan, I am starting to think you know me, lol.

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Steve in Germany



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Laughing Just spent around a year working with some US guys, and thats really the kind of stuff they all have, the guys from Texas are the worst
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discocuzzy



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My Texan counterpart at Dell has an Ar15 in his gun rack Shocked
What really worried was the amount of ammo he has, enough to start his own revolution! You cannot teach stupid people to do clever things
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Hahah, that was a good one! 2011 110 USW
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Post #76098 15th Jun 2011 7:44pm
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noworries4x4



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One of the Artic drivers we use just came back from Florida and he said you can buy as much ammo as you like no id nothing from your local Walmart superstore, SCAREY !!!!!! If everything is under control you are not going fast enough.

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ken



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Guns don't kill though

People do the killing

Quite amazing in the states people buying ammo without a clue it it's the right calibre Rolling with laughter
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DefenderOfTheEarth



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And they wonder why all these massacres take place...

I enjoy shooting as much as any red blooded male but the US gun culture is utterly dimented. Defender 110XS SW gone... now VW California 180 4 Motion.
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party monkey



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Still kinda on topic'ish this story... I think....

Went on a stag do to Vilnius a few years back and one mornings activity was at a firing range, shooting a variety of hand guns, rifles and shotguns.

Old hungover Muppet Monkey here gets handed the AK47 first. Now I know nowt about firearms so I don't know what setting it was on or if I squeezed the trigger twice but first shot hits the target somewhere and following the recoil I wasn't expecting, my second shot takes out the ceiling lights in my lane of the firing range. Shocked Shocked Apart from that costly embarrassment, rather worryingly I quiet enjoyed the whole experience at the time. I've not experienced first hand US gun culture but the Lithuanians were un-nervingly enthusiastic Whistle

So, on the basis, that my ability to start a revolution is somewhat limited, these days, a BSA .22 air rifle for vermin control is about as good as it gets. Jon - 110 td5 [sold]. Currently Defenderless.
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DefenderOfTheEarth



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Monkey - LOL! Machine guns "climb" each time a round is fired. Takes some getting used to (unless using a bipod!)!

Fired zillions of rounds in various APWTs from all sorts of nasty kit. Fun on a range, less so when aiming at people.

Paintballing this weekend for bro in law's (to be) stag do. He's never done it before but was a top level sniper for many years - so good that he was part of a big Army weapons testing team. I have a feeling he might be quite a handy shot! Defender 110XS SW gone... now VW California 180 4 Motion.
Post #76220 16th Jun 2011 12:59pm
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cinstone



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noworries4x4 wrote:
One of the Artic drivers we use just came back from Florida and he said you can buy as much ammo as you like no id nothing from your local Walmart superstore, SCAREY !!!!!!


To be able to go to the local Asda to buy my .22" L.R's would be a god send.

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Post #76458 18th Jun 2011 2:06am
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