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Swine&Small



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Ludicrous
I have just got back from driving a Tesla S "Ludicrous"
In all of my 70 plus years I have never driven anything that is so fast 0 -60 comes up in about 2.9 seconds and the mid range acceleration is enough to snap your head off. On top of that you can switch to driverless mode, let go of the steering wheel and just sit there..amazing... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
Has anyone else tried one ?
Might just part exchange Small, the Series One, the Defender and everything else...... or maybe not Whistle 1983 Series 3 Pick up in Marine Blue
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The thing is, in another 60 years or so, (government nonsense aside) "Small" will still be on the roads and repairable.

I'm not so sure about today's high tech vehicles Sad .
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Swine&Small



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"Small "is my other half, she is, like me, beyond repair now . Big Cry Rolling with laughter 1983 Series 3 Pick up in Marine Blue
1967 Morris Traveller
1966 Morris Convertible
2012 VW T5 Camper
Quod Abundat Non Obstat.
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They reported last week how bad Tesla profits were. Is this purely down to sales? James
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Sulisuli



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Any muppet who puts a car into space must be desperate to sell them Thumbs Up 2015 HT XS 90
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discomog



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Yes the Tesla S is ludicrous. How would you describe the Tesla Roadster, 0 to 60 in 1.9 secs and 250mph top end? Think I'd rather have a prancing horse for £200,000 though. Defender 90XS SW
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Swine&Small



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I think to some extent all the money is being re-invested, I think they have the largest battery plant / development programme in the world. 1983 Series 3 Pick up in Marine Blue
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2012 VW T5 Camper
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leeds



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Ssssh S & S!

Have you not heard we have replacement parts for the drive train and the human engine.

The only issue we have is in replacing the human ECU!


They say hope springs eternally! Razz


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Procta



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Re: Ludicrous
Swine&Small wrote:
I have just got back from driving a Tesla S "Ludicrous"
In all of my 70 plus years I have never driven anything that is so fast 0 -60 comes up in about 2.9 seconds and the mid range acceleration is enough to snap your head off. On top of that you can switch to driverless mode, let go of the steering wheel and just sit there..amazing... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
Has anyone else tried one ?
Might just part exchange Small, the Series One, the Defender and everything else...... or maybe not Whistle



Closest thing I got too something as fast as that, was a 6R4 metro. By Christ everything went a blur! and no I wasn't man enough to drive it! I was just passenger, and I can still hear that growl now of that V6! Even though its 3 years on! All I can say is I want one Big Cry 6R4 that is Very Happy Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

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Procta



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Swine&Small wrote:
"Small "is my other half, she is, like me, beyond repair now . Big Cry Rolling with laughter


Don't give us that! I bet you are one of these fellas, that has a superbike on the side or a really wound up defender or somthing that you use to boy racer bate!
70 years old and still as mad as you were in your 20s! Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it!
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Spectre



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Tried it, the only good thing about the Tesla is that mode. Otherwize it's bland, not exciting to drive and poorly made. Certainly not worth the pricet ag...
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MR_JAMES



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I sat in one at the London motor show last Thursday. It looks nice but I feel its going to become dated and old fashioned rather quickly. Then I saw someone had electrified a morris minor. Motor bolted onto the exisiting clutch/gearbox. what a fabulous idea I loved it! 1953 80"
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Wangers



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Had a P100D for 96Hr test drive last year ..........

Very Happy

But sadly there's not one in the garage yet. Well I say garage, being a terrace in London there ain't no garage, nor drive and also no charging point, unless I run a cable out the window and over the pavement.

Big Cry TY&GN
10 years in a WOLF, WIMIK and Snatch and this is all I have to show!
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Swine&Small



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You have pavements......how very middle class Whistle 1983 Series 3 Pick up in Marine Blue
1967 Morris Traveller
1966 Morris Convertible
2012 VW T5 Camper
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