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| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5109   
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What is going on is it Brexit or something more sinister
The shortage of the nation’s favourite finger-lickin' chicken has left vast swathes of Britain in despair. In the township of Tottenham, the natives are restless. Large queues have formed at rival outlets. Dallas and Texas Fried chicken have recorded record sales of their finest poultry. In south London, in Peckham and Brixton, the youth are wandering the streets aimlessly searching for their food of choice. Some children are being treated for starvation at branches of McDonald’s and Burger King. Even there, supplies of chicken nuggets are in short supply and may have to be injected intravenously to those in most critical need. Fried chicken addicts have been swamping A & E departments, suffering from withdrawal symptoms. The NHS has cancelled all non-urgent hospital appointments. The Disaster Emergencies Committee have launched an appeal, by Save the Children. Four Hercules transport planes have been dispatched to Atlanta, Georgia where they will be loaded with fresh supplies of the Colonel’s finest from the southeastern US. Waitrose reports sales of organic, free-range chicken, have skyrocketed as the middle classes dust down their Jamie Oliver cookbooks to prepare homemade nuggets for their youngsters. Reaction from politicians has been swift. David Lammy blasted the government for not doing enough for his Tottenham constituents. In nearby Harringay, Dining About told me “This is a disgrace. people are suffering and the government stands by and does nothing” Jeremy Corbyn has blamed the private sector for cost-cutting. ” A Labour government would consider nationalisation of All Fried Chicken outlets as an option” he opined. Police forces up and down the land are monitoring the situation. Cressida Dick of the Metropolitan Police reassured the public ” We will maintain law and order, riot police are on standby and all police leave has been cancelled” Mavis May will be chairing a COBRA meeting at 11 am today. I will bring you updates as this developing crisis unfolds For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at.. http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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20th Feb 2018 3:27pm |
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| ericvv Member Since: 02 Jun 2011 Location: Near the Jet d'Eau Posts: 5816  
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This obviously is a prelude to the coming U.K. famine resulting from Brexit.
Now, seriously. One positive from Brexit may be that your country will not be part of the EU rules on poultry feed. Most or all EU chicken taste more like soybean meal than like chicken. If the UK are smart, they will tighten the rules for animal feed, and possibly get much more superior chicken on the shelves. That could be like us here in Switzerland, there is a world of difference between quality and taste of chicken here in Switzerland, and for instance in neighbouring France. We pay more here, but chicken and other meat is the last thing we will buy across the border. 
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20th Feb 2018 3:40pm |
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| DonH2000 Member Since: 12 Jan 2015 Location: North Kent Posts: 551  
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Having arrived at Atlanta, GA, they were re-routed to Louisville, Kentucky the Head Quarters of KFC........ Cheers Don. |
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20th Feb 2018 4:36pm |
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| Supacat Member Since: 16 Oct 2012 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 11018 
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Apparently all our frozen chips come from Belgium as well...
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20th Feb 2018 4:41pm |
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| DonH2000 Member Since: 12 Jan 2015 Location: North Kent Posts: 551
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"Apparently all our frozen chips come from Belgium as well... "
Waffles Cheers Don. |
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20th Feb 2018 4:44pm |
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| JJ Member Since: 18 May 2009 Location: Winchester Posts: 932 
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My mantra for good eating is "never eat food served in a bucket " HR064 Hampshire and Berkshire 4x4 Response
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20th Feb 2018 5:12pm |
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| NormanD Member Since: 12 Aug 2011 Location: Bristol Posts: 285  
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Look on the bright side, the amount of litter for the past few days has been considerably reduced locally to me/ NormanD WE191
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20th Feb 2018 6:20pm |
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| leeds Member Since: 28 Dec 2009 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 8580
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Well it is a great pity that the emergency call centre staff can not say foxtrot oscar to those people who think the lack of a breaded deep fried piece of chicken is an emergency.
Brendan |
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20th Feb 2018 6:26pm |
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| williamthedog Member Since: 29 Dec 2012 Location: south wales Posts: 3441 
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People are up in arms over it because they haven't got their fried chicken. They might have to eat something healthy instead then.
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20th Feb 2018 7:51pm |
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| Rashers Member Since: 21 Jun 2015 Location: Norfolk Posts: 3484 
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Apparently, hospital cardiologists are up in arms and frightened that they will be losing work
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20th Feb 2018 8:58pm |
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| ericvv Member Since: 02 Jun 2011 Location: Near the Jet d'Eau Posts: 5816
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Seemingly, the KFC chicken shortage is spreading now also into DHL's home country. So you are not alone there.
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21st Feb 2018 5:53am |
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| Daisy90 Member Since: 01 Feb 2015 Location: Hampshire Posts: 845 
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But whats happening to all the Chickens that are still being grown ( for a miserable short lifetime) ? are they getting processed and stock piled ?
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21st Feb 2018 5:59am |
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| GREENI Member Since: 22 Aug 2010 Location: staffs Posts: 10379
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This thread has nothing to do with Land Rovers. It's just fowl.
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21st Feb 2018 6:47am |
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| Rashers Member Since: 21 Jun 2015 Location: Norfolk Posts: 3484
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I would imagine a large cold store is somewhere in that equation. Greeni, that was terrible  |
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21st Feb 2018 7:13am |
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