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| apt100 Member Since: 05 Mar 2015 Location: Derbyshire Posts: 1547   
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"Defender lanes only"
That's just a cheap political stunt to buy votes... I'm in  |
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27th Jun 2016 9:00pm |
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| gabe3105 Member Since: 25 May 2015 Location: Grimsby Posts: 237
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And please force England's footballers to do community service - preferably picking up litter by the roadside wearing hi viz vests
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27th Jun 2016 9:01pm |
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| K9F Member Since: 12 Nov 2009 Location: Bournemouth Posts: 9610 
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Not happy about the footy result myself I'm gonna start a petition to make them have a rematch. If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!
Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!! |
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27th Jun 2016 9:03pm |
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| need4speed Member Since: 23 Nov 2012 Location: Kilmarnock Posts: 746 |
No point. It would be retrospective legislation and not legally binding....
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27th Jun 2016 10:05pm |
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| g-mack Member Since: 07 Jan 2014 Location: northumberland Posts: 1967
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no more gritting roads!!!! My 109 thread
my youtube channel |
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27th Jun 2016 10:50pm |
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| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5114  
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Bug8er me I have only been thinking about being a politician for a few hours and my electorate are demanding things.
Firstly I promise to do what all Prime ministers have done before me on roads, and that is  all.
Pot holes I will only repair if my well paid consultancy is sufficiently well paid more millions then they are worth filling in. 
Gritting, well if the china grit mines are willing to allow a special deal with the existing government representatives, and the unions chiefs are willing to except a stuffed brown envelope until my mandate is allowed then maybe by the winter of 2020 I will allow what you wish.
As for football It has been suggested that because this country by the next European cup will be financially bankrupt, that the only way we will get any money into the banks will be to bet on our side losing against the newly UK post referendum side, that being Anglesey, And as such I cannot really give a guarantee. 
Coronation street however will have more episodes. In fact ITV will have seven six hour episodes a night all week, and all will feature Chris Evans, and Eddie Izzard who will over these episode be... 
A. Murdered each day and be placed in various drainage holes in Weatherfield. Or maybe being constantly fed Roy’s breakfast until cholesterol causes the ginger one to keel over on the cobles. 
B. Or as the script writers favourite is, Emily Bishop arrives back from her south America adventure, having swallowed numerous condoms full of cocaine that Norris Cole collects in the back terraces entry, after Emily cannot hold on to them any longer, and as a special guest appearance by Eddie Izzard, who confronts Norris about the drugs and immediately falls in love with Norris, and Billy the gay vicar agrees to marry Norris to Eddie who Norris by now is in pink lipstick and pink beret in homage to Eddie’s alto ego. At that moment the regulars at the Rovers Return storm the nuptials, demanding that Norris who has been instrumental in the leave EU campaign to relinquish his hold on Eddie Izzard who suddenly realises he is a remain and in tears flees the bistro and becomes a stylist in Audrey’s hairdressers. 
It has already been agreed that The German Chancellor, Angela Merkel will only agree to the terms of article 50 if Nicola Sturgeon washes Defenders in front of the Scottish Assembly.
You have no idea what Politics entails, and as a consequence I offer my resignation before I am even elected.  For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..
http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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28th Jun 2016 1:42am |
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| blackwolf Member Since: 03 Nov 2009 Location: South West England Posts: 17566 
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Parhaps we should make footballers paint their front doors red, so that the fans know where they live. |
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28th Jun 2016 8:26am |
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| pjb Member Since: 08 Apr 2009 Location: Sunny Oxford Posts: 1244 |
this forum cracks me up - thank you all
2020 P300 HSE |
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28th Jun 2016 8:45am |
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| Panda Member Since: 29 May 2015 Location: Essex Posts: 432  
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Roy Hodgson for PM
He's the only one with experience of taking England out of Europe Monty-2015 2.2 110 XS Puma Station Wagon
Yoda Disco 3-Sold Larry Disco 1-Sold Muddly XS 90 TDCI-Sold Pearl Disco 2-Sold Larry Disco 1-didn't want too but sold |
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28th Jun 2016 9:01am |
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| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5114
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For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..
http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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28th Jun 2016 11:42am |
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| shaggydog Member Since: 12 Aug 2012 Location: Kent Posts: 3347 
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Running Restoration Thread http://www.defender2.net/forum/post323197.html#323197
Self confessed mileage hunter  |
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28th Jun 2016 11:48am |
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