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Tim_NZ Member Since: 05 May 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 177 |
I'd start drinking now so your beating doesn't hurt so much........
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3rd Dec 2010 10:40am |
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TC Member Since: 21 Nov 2010 Location: Gloucestershire Posts: 715 |
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3rd Dec 2010 10:44am |
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wyvern Member Since: 13 Dec 2009 Location: Cornwall Posts: 2108 |
quickly make a casaroll, over cook it to burn the edges then stick it in the washer to camofalge the oil stains and say that you were going to suprise her and it all went wrong (with a tear in your eye..) ... so then you get praied for thinking of her and cover up the mess in the washer ....
failing that .. it's been nice knowing you ! Poppy - TDCI (Puma) 110XS 2.2 - Camper conversion - see the build here - https://www.defender2.net/forum/topic56530.html Elgar -TDCI(Puma) 110XS Dormobile - now sold Devon & Cornwall 4x4 Response - DC126 |
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3rd Dec 2010 12:05pm |
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custom90 Member Since: 21 Jan 2010 Location: South West, England. Posts: 20376 |
Or you could use it for what you want then the proper intended use (dishes) after and say no more AT ALL
Last edited by custom90 on 3rd Dec 2010 1:13pm. Edited 1 time in total |
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3rd Dec 2010 1:02pm |
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110SEB Member Since: 29 Jan 2009 Location: Essex, England Posts: 1444 |
Once your tow hitch is clean, hide it in the garage, then when she comes home tell her that you had planned to load the dishwasher with plates but discovered the sorry state of the inside. Go balistic at her for not maintaining the machine in a proper manner and tell her how disappointed you are. "Dishwashers don't grow on trees" (that kind of thing).
Then you will have a clean towhitch and with a bit of luck a compensatory dinner to apologise to you. No need to thank me, but perhaps use a cricket box in your undies in case my plan isn't as fool proof as i hope. |
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3rd Dec 2010 1:10pm |
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TC Member Since: 21 Nov 2010 Location: Gloucestershire Posts: 715 |
I thought I was a criminal master mind but you lot make me look like a sweet thief! I think I shall craft a story combining all of the above. It should make for an interesting tail Another 10 minutes and I shall be able to see the fuits of my labour and the state of the inside of the washer |
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3rd Dec 2010 2:04pm |
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bm52 Member Since: 04 Apr 2010 Location: Kent Posts: 2189 |
there's a simple solution.
just tell her you were 'extreme' testing the degreasing promises on the dishwasher tablet packet. if that fails grovel - big time BM52 |
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3rd Dec 2010 2:06pm |
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TC Member Since: 21 Nov 2010 Location: Gloucestershire Posts: 715 |
Chaps,
I would like to report that: a, tow hitch is immaculately clean b, Miele's finest survived the ordeal unscathed c, SWMBO isn't home yet And to top it off, the dishwaher is now emptied from the mornings post breakfast duties so it appears that I have been very helpfull Now, off to stink the utility room out with Hammerite |
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3rd Dec 2010 2:56pm |
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johnnyturbo2002 Member Since: 21 May 2009 Location: Poniente Granadino Posts: 371 |
2008 Defender 110 60 year Edition (sold unfortunately) IN the hunt for another Puma for the wifey! 2008 Kia Sorento LX 😁 2.5crdi |
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3rd Dec 2010 5:07pm |
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TC Member Since: 21 Nov 2010 Location: Gloucestershire Posts: 715 |
Just had the following conversation (shouted between kitchen and office)
SWMBO: "Darling" Me: "Yes my dearest love" SWMBO: "why is there a large steel pin in the dishwasher cutlery tray? Me: |
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3rd Dec 2010 5:22pm |
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jst Member Since: 14 Jan 2008 Location: Taunton Posts: 8032 |
'to stop it flying around when its empty......'
seems like you have done well to get away with it. Not something i have ever thought of using though. Cheers James 110 2012 XS Utility 130 2011 M57 bespoke Camper 90 2010 Hardtop 90 M57 1988 Hardtop |
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3rd Dec 2010 5:26pm |
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jst Member Since: 14 Jan 2008 Location: Taunton Posts: 8032 |
surely she knows what is in there from when you asked her to turn it on? Cheers
James 110 2012 XS Utility 130 2011 M57 bespoke Camper 90 2010 Hardtop 90 M57 1988 Hardtop |
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3rd Dec 2010 5:27pm |
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jst Member Since: 14 Jan 2008 Location: Taunton Posts: 8032 |
SWMBO:
"why is there a large steel pin in the dishwasher's cutlery tray? Me: 'i dont know, shes not from around here and i think she likes it there' Cheers James 110 2012 XS Utility 130 2011 M57 bespoke Camper 90 2010 Hardtop 90 M57 1988 Hardtop |
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3rd Dec 2010 5:28pm |
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G4sweep Member Since: 24 Sep 2010 Location: Paderborn Posts: 182 |
Mega ,
However i have just read this out to my missus with tears in my eyes and a decent ab's workout, then it dawned on me...... What a top idea mine could do with the same... However SWMBO now knows the score if the dishwasher happens to be empty tomorrow. Sweep 2.2 110 XS SW ---------------------------- Gone; 08 D3 XS BN55 WPV G4 4.4V8 D3. O7 G4 Mongolian Recce 110 USW |
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3rd Dec 2010 6:36pm |
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