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| fekete Member Since: 24 Dec 2008 Location: Here on the other end of the computer Posts: 3626   
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Juke box in the knot the roughest pub in town & still going strong after 7 years
The girl in question  NEVER TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY. NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE ANYWAYLast edited by fekete on 4th Oct 2010 3:42pm. Edited 1 time in total |
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4th Oct 2010 1:03am |
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| K9F Member Since: 12 Nov 2009 Location: Bournemouth Posts: 9610 
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Long story short.....Both in the Service doing our bit for the enforcement of the no fly zone over Northern Iraq....5AM in a laundry tent in Incirlik Turkey whilst folding up her (not so small) smalls!
 Boy am I going to be in the  if she reads this!  Having subsequently shed 4-5 stone we met again a few years later. (I must point out here if anyone has seen the film Shallow Hal it could have been based on me and should have been named Shallow Mal). I was a bit of a 'fattist' to say the least.
The rest as they say is history 6 years later, a four year old girl named Ruby and I got a great chick with a fat chick's personality....Does it get any better? Poetic justice has hit me though as time has progressed it is me that has now evolved into a bit of a bloater! But not as much as the previous poster eh Karl??? 
 If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!
Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!! |
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4th Oct 2010 6:27am |
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| Grockle Member Since: 24 Nov 2008 Location: Peak District National Park Posts: 2266 
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which one
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4th Oct 2010 7:55am |
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| Eduardo Member Since: 28 Aug 2008 Location: Región Metropolitana Posts: 2109  
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We meet at the University studying forestry engineering.
A quite isolate faculty in the suburbs of Santiago, so easily we get married with foresters or agronomists (I was the computer professor assistant at that time and she was my favorite student) Cheers Eduardo MY 2007 110 SW PUMA 2.4: Big Fog of 64' MY 1994 Jayco 1207 Folding camper: "El Tremendo" Click image to enlarge |
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4th Oct 2010 12:49pm |
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| fekete Member Since: 24 Dec 2008 Location: Here on the other end of the computer Posts: 3626
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Mal i would tread very careful calling me the fat kid with your last post just incase i feel a bit evil and copy it and paste it to your better half
Here is a pic of my lovely bride NEVER TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY. NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE ANYWAY |
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4th Oct 2010 3:23pm |
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| TACK Member Since: 26 Apr 2009 Location: Essex Posts: 1045 
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I was a doorman, she was a barmaid. Thats keeping it clean
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4th Oct 2010 4:32pm |
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| d Member Since: 04 Oct 2010 Location: Not on this planet Posts: 1 |
Click image to enlarge dsff dfdf dfsdf dfds |
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4th Oct 2010 5:23pm |
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| walfy Member Since: 29 Aug 2007 Location: Frome Posts: 2655
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WHilst home on leave I used to go drinking with my bro in law. My wife now was married to a mate of my bro in law. 14 yrs later we are very happy with no sprogs but a 90 and a D3
. More than enough for me 110 D250 SE HT
110 USW SOLD RRE HSE Dynamic Gone, wife killed it VOLVO XC60 R Dynamic with some toys Polaris RZR 900XP SOLD |
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4th Oct 2010 6:30pm |
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| BigRuss Member Since: 15 May 2010 Location: Norfolk Posts: 2785 
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Way back while I was at college I used to work three nights a week 5-8 in good old Roys of Wroxham on the electrical department, She worked as a window dresser. It was the other members of staff that got use together.
From there I went to uni and then draged her off to aberdeen over 2 years ago, then after just over 8 years (yes that was 8 years, only lived together on our own for 2 years) decided to ask her to marry me (to keep it clean I cant repeat her first words after I poped the question). now we've been engaged for just over a month and have only got to book a photographer and bad for the wedding in august. Some people think were moving quickly with the wedding by after 8 years there's no point hanging around. Russell 2011MY 110 XS USW Black |
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4th Oct 2010 7:37pm |
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| custom90 Member Since: 21 Jan 2010 Location: South West, England. Posts: 20263
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you see i knew it would be worth putting up this thread
I hope you ain't been mis-using those XGT's for any "activitys" in the dark mr K9F  |
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4th Oct 2010 11:33pm |
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| K9F Member Since: 12 Nov 2009 Location: Bournemouth Posts: 9610
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Good thread Kona! 
No I certainly haven't but Karlos will back me up on this if she gets down to 9 stone 2 I will marry her! I have even spent my hard earned money on gym membership for her as a birthday present! Doing my bit as well cut down to three visits per week to KFC, two to BK and a carry out only on Fridays and Saturdays, have also been getting DVDs with a bit more action in too for cardio vascular exercise!
If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!
Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!! |
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5th Oct 2010 6:18am |
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| fekete Member Since: 24 Dec 2008 Location: Here on the other end of the computer Posts: 3626
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Yes i can confirm all the above
how are you getting on with your Davina Maccall dvd is it working mate NEVER TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY. NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE ANYWAY |
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5th Oct 2010 6:33am |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4636 
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It was dark. Very,very dark.
  1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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5th Oct 2010 4:19pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4636
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It was dark,very very dark.
1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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5th Oct 2010 4:20pm |
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