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| Supacat Member Since: 16 Oct 2012 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 11018   
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25th Jun 2014 8:21am |
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| diesel_jim Member Since: 13 Oct 2008 Location: hiding Posts: 6105 
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Oops... FMT3 needed...
Ah... it was a member of the RE....  probaby opening a pack of biscuits at the time....  |
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27th Jun 2014 7:45pm |
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| Ogre1231 Member Since: 27 Jun 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 3 |
Ouch
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28th Jun 2014 12:35am |
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| Lodelaner Member Since: 04 Feb 2010 Location: Lambourn Posts: 633 
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WTFDTM?  JB
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28th Jun 2014 4:51am |
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| borderterrier Member Since: 09 Dec 2011 Location: Surrey Posts: 1677 
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FMT3 is a form we have to fill in post accident. It's for insurance purposes.
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28th Jun 2014 4:58am |
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| walfy Member Since: 29 Aug 2007 Location: Frome Posts: 2666 
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Oi. Not all RE are biscuit munching fattys.
Let me remind you of the REME parking skills I sent you the other day  110 D250 SE HT
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28th Jun 2014 1:46pm |
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| Sonarmender Member Since: 04 Apr 2013 Location: Guz Posts: 338  
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Coco the Pongo strikes again!
Perhaps they had a problem counting to ten and had to remove both hands from the wheel. You only have one life, live it....forget the cost.
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28th Jun 2014 3:53pm |
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| borderterrier Member Since: 09 Dec 2011 Location: Surrey Posts: 1677
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Or more than likely a navy queen who got his bell bottoms stuck under the throttle pedal! Although a Defender at circa £20k pales into significance compared to what this muppet did
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12...chart.html Those involved were probably searching for the golden rivet at the time! |
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28th Jun 2014 4:11pm |
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| walfy Member Since: 29 Aug 2007 Location: Frome Posts: 2666
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^^^^
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28th Jun 2014 5:17pm |
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| diesel_jim Member Since: 13 Oct 2008 Location: hiding Posts: 6105
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How could the penis submarine commander mis-read a chart? they're just blue bits of paper! not like land lubbers that have to fend off roads & hills |
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28th Jun 2014 5:49pm |
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| borderterrier Member Since: 09 Dec 2011 Location: Surrey Posts: 1677
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Better be careful what I say. I am on HMS Ledbury out of Portsmouth in a couple of weeks.
 Hope the boss can read charts  |
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28th Jun 2014 5:54pm |
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| Sonarmender Member Since: 04 Apr 2013 Location: Guz Posts: 338
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News Just In
A Soldier (Pongo) from Salibury narrowly escaped serious injury when he attempted horseback riding with no experience. After mounting the horse unassisted, the horse immediately began to move. As it galloped along at a steady rhythmic pace, the Soldier (Pongo)(who has not been named) began to slip sideways from the saddle. Although attempting to grab the horses mane, the Soldier (Pongo) could not get a firm grip, he then threw his arms around the horses neck, but continued to slide down the side of the horse. The horse was totally oblivious of the slipping rider. Finally losing his grip the Soldier (Pongo) attempted to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety. However his foot became entangled in the stirrup, leaving him at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head and upper body repeatedly struck the ground. Moments away from serious injury and death, to his great fortune a old woman, shopping at Tesco saw him and unplugged the horse!!!
Remember guys there is only one thing in this world thinner than Kate Moss …… and that's a Pongo's payslip. One Pint four straws anyone You only have one life, live it....forget the cost.
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28th Jun 2014 6:10pm |
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| walfy Member Since: 29 Aug 2007 Location: Frome Posts: 2666
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In my last month in service I spent 3 days at sea conducting sea trials with a nice piece of kit. As I was in terminal leave I pretended to be a chivvy who worked for the chivvy company whose kit we were trialling. So spent a nice couple of days in the ward room. Definitely a different world to my blokes who were living in the bilges 110 D250 SE HT
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28th Jun 2014 6:11pm |
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| walfy Member Since: 29 Aug 2007 Location: Frome Posts: 2666
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@ sonarmender, an old one but still funny.
@ diesel jim, they have it easy with regards to charts. They have 2 colours to look at. The blue bit is the sea and the green bit is land. Can't be that hard can it?? 110 D250 SE HT 110 USW SOLD RRE HSE Dynamic Gone, wife killed it VOLVO XC60 R Dynamic with some toys Polaris RZR 900XP SOLD |
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28th Jun 2014 6:16pm |
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