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| FERDELANCE Member Since: 04 Jan 2010 Location: Highbridge Posts: 33  
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thats a damn shame, i could of joined in with you both in that defender. A Puke or two on the side
 Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. |
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4th May 2010 7:56pm |
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| K9F Member Since: 12 Nov 2009 Location: Bournemouth Posts: 9610 
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Hello Son,
Only half the Defender struggled....my half.... to remain in contact with the ground....thought we were going over... 
Fekete and Mrs Fekete came to stay and they very nearly broke your father. Brief summary of events.... Kit went to sleep, Jacquie was doing swimming on the rug and ballet lessons to whoever needed them, Fekete left his camera on the dining room table and Caroline insisted I drop my trolleys so she could take some dodgy pictures with Fekete's camera. Fekete had all the sausages, bacon, eggs and black puddin' Dorset could provide. Mrs F does a great "Tonight Mathew I'm going to be....transformation act.... Looking forward to their next visit. Kept their camera charger so they can't show anyone the pictures. Would shatter their illusion about being well-hung up north anyway!   If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!
Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!! |
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4th May 2010 7:56pm |
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| fekete Member Since: 24 Dec 2008 Location: Here on the other end of the computer Posts: 3626 
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He still hasn't forgotten
and his revenge is in the pipe line  NEVER TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY. NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE ANYWAY |
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4th May 2010 7:58pm |
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| FERDELANCE Member Since: 04 Jan 2010 Location: Highbridge Posts: 33
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WOW, seemed like a great time. Luckily i wasnt there then, you would of forced me to get in the picture with you getting me to look at your trunk!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. |
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4th May 2010 7:59pm |
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| fekete Member Since: 24 Dec 2008 Location: Here on the other end of the computer Posts: 3626
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Well said K9 but you forgot when i dropped you in it with the mother in-law....PAT
NEVER TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY. NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE ANYWAY |
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4th May 2010 8:02pm |
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| K9F Member Since: 12 Nov 2009 Location: Bournemouth Posts: 9610
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Sure is....
 What is that faint whiff? Grant I do believe it's coming from your shoes!
Alternatively never one to hold a grudge son! I'll just wait till I'm older and greyer than I am now, you get your own car and take Dad for a ride....Dad gets out a small pair of scissors and deftly cuts the bottom of his colostomy bag emptying the contents neatly into your footwells and carpets...Job jobbied!!
Ma is like Pat Butcher...Although definately not batting for the same team in real life! If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!
Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!! Last edited by K9F on 4th May 2010 8:05pm. Edited 1 time in total |
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4th May 2010 8:04pm |
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| FERDELANCE Member Since: 04 Jan 2010 Location: Highbridge Posts: 33
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Carl, i dont think i will ever forget that revenge. Never.
 What is that in my shoe dad? Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. |
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4th May 2010 8:04pm |
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| fekete Member Since: 24 Dec 2008 Location: Here on the other end of the computer Posts: 3626
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Grant i was on the throne and i could hear the two of them giggling and knew they was up to know good walked in and K9 had his trolleys round his ankles he looked like a great Dane from behind with those swingers NEVER TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY. NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE ANYWAYLast edited by fekete on 4th May 2010 8:20pm. Edited 1 time in total |
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4th May 2010 8:09pm |
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| K9F Member Since: 12 Nov 2009 Location: Bournemouth Posts: 9610
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POO! Not sure who'll provide it yet!  If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!
Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!! |
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4th May 2010 8:10pm |
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| FERDELANCE Member Since: 04 Jan 2010 Location: Highbridge Posts: 33
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Dont worry, thats normal for him Mr. Fekete
You Dont Have To Offer Him Help. Fancy A Drive To Highcliffe Dad..I Feel Ill  Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. |
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4th May 2010 8:12pm |
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| FERDELANCE Member Since: 04 Jan 2010 Location: Highbridge Posts: 33
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Are you sure you want me to? Then i will know what shoe im pooing in Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. |
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4th May 2010 8:19pm |
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| K9F Member Since: 12 Nov 2009 Location: Bournemouth Posts: 9610
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Well Fekete managed to go to Highcliffe without puking Bugle Boy! Not just 500 yards up the road! 
Found a few sharks teeth! Ferdelance tried his hardest to get to the end of his drumming lesson without drama! Unfortunately for him his puking habit got the better of him!
 Click image to enlarge If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!! Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!! |
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4th May 2010 8:27pm |
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| K9F Member Since: 12 Nov 2009 Location: Bournemouth Posts: 9610
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Ferdelance thought he had come up with a unique theme for the pumpkin carving competition....Unfortunately for him the victims of his affliction did not regard Ferdelance's submission a prizewinner at all...
If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!
Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!! |
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4th May 2010 8:38pm |
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| FERDELANCE Member Since: 04 Jan 2010 Location: Highbridge Posts: 33
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What Are You Doing To My Shoe My Dearest Father? I Think You Won't Get Away With That Too Easily!  Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. |
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5th May 2010 9:10am |
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