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Laurie



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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2014, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. 
Post #293099 25th Dec 2013 12:37pm
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zone30



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You too.
Post #293103 25th Dec 2013 1:18pm
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Anderzander



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Smile
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custom90



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For politically correctness we should all be saying Happy Holidays. Rolling with laughter
Or it will be when the Bulgarians and Romanians turns up shortly! Confused . $W33T $0U7H3RN $UG4R
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Post #293111 25th Dec 2013 2:02pm
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Smilesapart



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Urgh!
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Laurie



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Welshsurferdude



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Santa is loading his sleigh up when an man from the Civil Aviation Authority turns up with an shotgun.

CAA guy says I'm here to inspect your airworthiness and to test your skills.

Santa looking a bit nervous as he's seen the CAA guy carrying the gun.

He asks him, " I don't mean to pry but why are you carrying an shotgun?"

CAA guy smiles and replies, "Well I'm going to give you an engine failure scenario on take off and see how you cope "


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Post #293188 26th Dec 2013 10:12am
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LandRoverAnorak



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Already featured at the bottom of page 1, unfortunately Whistle Darren

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I.AM_a driver



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whats the best Christmas present ever?

anybody?


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