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willy eckerslike

Member Since: 15 Jun 2009
Location: North yorks
Posts: 1789

2007 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 HCPU Keswick Green

Memories

I remember once being hired too work on a farm for a Farmers wife whose husband had died and left her the farm.
After a couple of weeks work she said I could go into town and enjoy myself which I duly did.

Sneaking in around around two-thirty I found the Farmers widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for me.
She quietly called me over to her.
Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, I did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."
I did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks"

I removed each one and gently placed them neatly by her boots .
"Now take off my skirt."
I slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, I did as I was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at me and said,

"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired." Original Member Pie n Pea Club.
110 HCPU Tipper

5th Mar 2010 5:03pm

alantd

Member Since: 14 Dec 2008
Location: Northamptonshire
Posts: 1513

2007 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Tonga Green

Didn't see that coming. One that started out as a 2.4 TDCi 110 XS
+ New Defender 110 First Edition

5th Mar 2010 5:15pm

AndrewS

Member Since: 10 Apr 2007
Location: Hereford
Posts: 3707

2013 Defender 130 Puma 2.2 SW Rimini Red

Farmer Jokes.

This bloke is wanting to breed sheep but the only male one he has is gay, as sheep are so rare in his area he decides to try and impregnate them himself by taking them to the woods in his Land Rover and shagging them all one by one.

A local farmer explains to him that he will know when his sheep are pregnant as they will stop walking around and lay down.

The next day the bloke bundles the sheep back into the Land Rover and again takes them to the forest and shags them all again, this time he's knackered and as soon as he gets home he falls straight into bed. When he wakes up the next day he dives straight for the window to see if the sheep are lying down....to his dismay they aren't so again he puts the sheep in the Land Rover and heads off to the forest. This time he shags them all twice for good luck.

When he gets home he is once again knackered so goes straight to bed, in the morning he asks his wife to look out the window and see what the sheep are doing,

"That's amazing!" she says.

"What are they all laying down?" he asks.

"No they're all in the Land Rover and one of them is beeping the horn!"

5th Mar 2010 7:53pm

fekete

Member Since: 24 Dec 2008
Location: Here on the other end of the computer
Posts: 3626

2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 HT Bonatti Grey

NEVER TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY. NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE ANYWAY

5th Mar 2010 7:57pm

fekete

Member Since: 24 Dec 2008
Location: Here on the other end of the computer
Posts: 3626

NEVER TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY. NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE ANYWAY

5th Mar 2010 9:22pm

fekete

Member Since: 24 Dec 2008
Location: Here on the other end of the computer
Posts: 3626

COURAGE?

What is the meaning of courage?

Is it to fight a bull in a bullfight?

Is it to fly a fighter plane in combat?

Is it to practice free fall parachuting?

Is it bungee jumping, wild water rafting?

........those are nothing! THIS my friend is COURAGE!!!

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NEVER TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY. NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE ANYWAY

8th Mar 2010 12:59pm

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