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RED-DOT



Member Since: 29 Jun 2009
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Is this real?
I think my wife is cheating on me...
Sorry if this is not Defender related....

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
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Post #234138 9th May 2013 3:32pm
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ericvv



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Think this should be moved to the Off Topic section.... Motorcycles are not Defender related... Whistle You never actually own a Defender. You merely look after it for the next generation.
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Post #234139 9th May 2013 3:50pm
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landyman37



Member Since: 22 Jan 2012
Location: west midlands
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Re: Is this real?
RED-DOT wrote:
I think my wife is cheating on me...
Sorry if this is not Defender related....

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
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Post #234141 9th May 2013 3:58pm
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schuee



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Post #234148 9th May 2013 4:18pm
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steve E



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Post #234160 9th May 2013 4:52pm
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GUM97



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Nice one! Whistle Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter An engine to TDi for!
"Land Rover- Proudly turning drivers into mechanics since 1948"
Post #234178 9th May 2013 5:43pm
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kingofthesparks



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It's an old joke , the original was about a land rover not a bike Thumbs Up
Post #234190 9th May 2013 6:18pm
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Splitpin



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Nice one!
Post #234197 9th May 2013 6:32pm
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K9F



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http://www.defender2.net/forum/topic16100.html?highlight=cheating If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!

Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!!
Post #234239 9th May 2013 8:18pm
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GUM97



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K9F wrote:
http://www.defender2.net/forum/topic16100.html?highlight=cheating

You missed the all important one...
http://www.defender2.net/forum/topic4991.html?highlight=cheating

Guess who the OP was.. Whistle I'm sure it comes with age Whistle Rolling with laughter An engine to TDi for!
"Land Rover- Proudly turning drivers into mechanics since 1948"
Post #234241 9th May 2013 8:22pm
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K9F



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^^^^

Ever thought of becoming an investigator Gum? Laughing Thumbs Up Bow down If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!

Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!!
Post #234266 9th May 2013 9:35pm
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GUM97



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K9F wrote:
^^^^

Ever thought of becoming an investigator Gum? Laughing Thumbs Up Bow down


Who says I'm not one already Whistle Rolling with laughter

I'm not by the way! An engine to TDi for!
"Land Rover- Proudly turning drivers into mechanics since 1948"
Post #234393 10th May 2013 3:22pm
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