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leeds

Member Since: 28 Dec 2009
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 8582

Scumbags!!!

Barbara is an IT teacher in a local primary school. I was asked to help sort out some security devices for some new Apple computers.

Over weekend some people of dubious moral standing and work ethics decided to enter the school premises and relieve the school from having the ownership of such equipment. Be master tradesmen of their craft they managed to detach one of the security fixing from the wall but they did not have the where with all to remove the other one from its rightful place. The security cords were intertwine so neither of the computers could be removed.

Solution??

Smash the computers so no one can use them.

Now may I suggest that the UK decides to ignore the hot air spouted by a certain 'court' in Europe and just remove the ability to procreate of the scumbags who obviously have no respect for other people and for the education of kids.

As far as I am concerned the removal of the ability to procreate could be done using the expertise of trained surgeons or to save money we could use a much cruder method.

Brendan

16th Apr 2012 10:40pm

JWL

Member Since: 26 Oct 2011
Location: Hereford
Posts: 3443

You don't need special equipment, after years with livestock the simple use of a rubber ring can be used. Any livestock supplier/feed merchant/agricultural goods store can supply them along with the application tool. Just draw the "stones" down into the bag and stretch the ring over the unwanted bits, loosen the pressure on the tool and pull the tool off with a slight twisting motion leaving the ring on to do it's job. After around a fortnight the offending bits drop off due to the blood supply being cut off and the unwanted bits just withering up and dropping off. No need to cauterize or dress the 'wound' as the body has allready healed up, no need for anesthetic, only hurts for a second(I'm sure you won't have to go far to find an ex-Young Farmer who knows

)

If for asthetic reasons there are tools called Burdizos, these are extremely effective, a lttle gruesome but leave the toys behind but ineffective

16th Apr 2012 11:25pm

JWL

Member Since: 26 Oct 2011
Location: Hereford
Posts: 3443

Rubber rings and applicators on ebay......

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Elastrator-Plier...0589011384

Burdizos........

http://www.medical-tools.com/shop/burdizzo...-Inch.html

I'm sure that it could be a job for the PCSO's as they are supposed to be the front line of policing nowadays

16th Apr 2012 11:31pm

Birdy

Member Since: 07 Oct 2011
Location: CÃ´te d'Azur
Posts: 872

2011 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Santorini Black

I don’t quite get the logic - one of their offspring might just turn out to be the Doctor who discovers a cure for cancer…

I blame their parents for not bringing them up with a proper work ethic and respect for other people’s property. It’s they who should have been castrated.

Oh no, it’s the grandparents fault for not teaching their children to raise their kids to have a proper work ethic and respect for other people’s property. They’re the ones who should have been castrated.

Well, come to think of it, their great-grandparents…

Peter

17th Apr 2012 11:02am

spudfan

Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
Posts: 4736

I have often thought that our government should rent prison space from somewhere like Ubekistan or some such place and send some of our prison population there instead of giving them the kid glove treatment that they seem to get. A couple of years in a cold prison in the mountains of central Asia would be a bigger deterent than some of the holiday camps we seem to have. They could of course appeal this, but sometimes the legal system can move exceedingly S...L...O..W which hopefully would be the case here. It would soon put a stop to a lot of crime. 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
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17th Apr 2012 11:26am

leeds

Member Since: 28 Dec 2009
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 8582

Birdy wrote:
I don’t quite get the logic - one of their offspring might just turn out to be the Doctor who discovers a cure for cancer…

Peter

There again one of them might have just turned into a mass murderer pleading self defence as an excuse for slaughtering 77 young innocent people

Personally I would vote for the two bricks method!

Brendan

17th Apr 2012 11:32am

pom

Member Since: 01 Jun 2010
Location: Worcester
Posts: 1343

Whats a school doing buying apple

They could get 4x more kit with the same money.

My company does a lot of IT work in schools and over the years we learnt there is no way to stop people stealing there is only the fact of how much damage they are going to do in the process. So we don't use Kensington locks, expensive high security cabinets (that dont work) etc. As it just means more cost in the end and deosnt stop them being pinched.

Instead focus on securing the machine using software, making it extremely difficult re-use it and obviously employ lojack using the BIOS and/or Software. Had a few results from these.

Pom

17th Apr 2012 11:39am

MartinK

Member Since: 02 Mar 2011
Location: Silverdale (Lancashire/Cumbria Border)
Posts: 2665

2011 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 USW Orkney Grey

spudfan wrote:
I have often thought that our government should rent prison space from somewhere like Ubekistan or some such place and send some of our prison population there instead of giving them the kid glove treatment that they seem to get. A couple of years in a cold prison in the mountains of central Asia would be a bigger deterent than some of the holiday camps we seem to have. They could of course appeal this, but sometimes the legal system can move exceedingly S...L...O..W which hopefully would be the case here. It would soon put a stop to a lot of crime.

Great idea

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17th Apr 2012 11:44am

ken

Member Since: 18 Aug 2009
Location: Banging Birds with my bitches !!
Posts: 4328

Prison Soft sure your not getting mixed up with Holiday Inn

17th Apr 2012 11:50am

affiliate13

Member Since: 29 Jan 2012
Location: Belfast
Posts: 82

2012 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 HT Sumatra Black

How much is a hammer and a bag of lime?

17th Apr 2012 12:14pm

spudfan

Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
Posts: 4736

ken wrote:
Prison Soft sure your not getting mixed up with Holiday Inn

Had a person convicted of killing a Garda here walk out of a low security prison and abscond. 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai

17th Apr 2012 12:20pm

LRSoffroad

Member Since: 15 Feb 2012
Location: Doncaster
Posts: 189

I would vote for the two bricks method!

17th Apr 2012 9:25pm

mick

Member Since: 08 Feb 2010
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 2109

2010 Defender 130 Puma 2.4 HCPU Rimini Red

Birdy wrote:
I don’t quite get the logic - one of their offspring might just turn out to be the Doctor who discovers a cure for cancer…

I blame their parents for not bringing them up with a proper work ethic and respect for other people’s property. It’s they who should have been castrated.

Oh no, it’s the grandparents fault for not teaching their children to raise their kids to have a proper work ethic and respect for other people’s property. They’re the ones who should have been castrated.

Well, come to think of it, their great-grandparents…

Peter

It's in there genes

17th Apr 2012 9:33pm

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