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warren

Member Since: 14 Oct 2009
Location: East Lancs.
Posts: 903

2009 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 HT Santorini Black

Practical Jokes

I thought this was absolutely hilarious at the time, although looking back it could have gone a bit wrong...

BUT...

A about a year ago I was picking Jess up from work, Big Black was in being serviced so I had a courtesy car. She knew I'd taken Big Black in, but didn't know what courtesy car I had. So I pull up just down the road (double yellows outside her work) and get my phone out to text her to say 'I'm here, in the black Freelander', when a new Mondeo with quite heavily tinted windows drives past and stops on the opposite side of the road on the double yellows outside the building she works in. A girl gets out of the passenger seat and runs into a shop just a bit further up the road, leaving the driver in the car. Then I had a crazy/evil idea... I deleted 'black Freelander' from the message I was just about to send and replaced it with 'silver Mondeo with tinted windows' and sent it.

Two minutes later, she comes out of work, I see her notice the Mondeo and give a little wave as she runs down the steps.. runs across the road, opens the door and jumps straight in. Then jumps straight out again, bright red out of embarrassment. I beep to get her attention, she sees me and comes running over and gets in the car, and for some reason was completely unimpressed and quite angry!

29th Mar 2012 9:52pm

chiefstoker

Member Since: 11 Oct 2010
Location: Weston-super-Mud
Posts: 897

Thats the sort of thing I would do, but my mrs would act the same as yours - remember, a woman with a lads sense of humour is a very rare beast! 2005 TD5 90 Hard Top

Beer 'n Sex 'n Chips 'n Gravy

30th Mar 2012 5:35am

vulcanfreak

Member Since: 05 Sep 2010
Location: suffolk
Posts: 77

2006 Defender 90 Td5 Silver LE Zambezi Silver

maid oi laff

30th Mar 2012 6:01am

bpman

Member Since: 21 May 2008
Location: Oslo
Posts: 8069

2008 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 SVX Station Wagon Santorini Black

brilliant, reminds me of:

If you lock your wife and puppy in the boot of your car for 20 minutes, guess which one is happiest to see you ?

30th Mar 2012 6:45am

bolampau

Member Since: 06 Jan 2012
Location: Lincolnshire
Posts: 100

2008 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Stornoway Grey

I beeped the horn when my wife was having a discrete pee, hidden behind the bonnet - it was so loud it made her jump a mile and she got so mad she went mental !

I'm really childish I know but it did make me laugh........ I don't think I'd risk it again though!

30th Mar 2012 8:44am

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