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Ian



Member Since: 08 May 2009
Location: Tanzania Dar Es Salaam
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Land Cruiser Jokes
Hi All, does anyone know some Land Cruiser jokes. I am having a hard time here in Tanzania with all the Land Cruiser owners.

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Ian
Post #10576 8th May 2009 11:53am
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dm_td5



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Besides the price and the cost of genuine spares and the fact that they think Toyota was responsible for opening up Africa and Australia with their 4WD... no Confused can't think of anything.

Anyway, in case you hadn't noticed Land Cruiser owners are very touchy about there vehicles and don't like jokes to be made about them. Totally opposite of Land Rover owners... we enjoy a good laugh Laughing 110 2.4TDCi
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Post #10577 8th May 2009 12:27pm
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Laurie



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This forum's a bit of a joke, going by the number of people using it.........
http://www.landcruiser-rocks.co.uk/index.php?option=com_agora
Post #10580 8th May 2009 3:19pm
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110SEB



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Q: Why did the Land Cruiser cross the road?

A: That's all it could manage, going off it was out of the question.


Rubbish, i know. Aren't they a joke in themselves?

Green Oval every time!

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Post #10590 8th May 2009 8:16pm
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highbridgeflyer



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Try this one.


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YORKSHIRELAD



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highbridgeflyer wrote:
Try this one.


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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Richard

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Post #10958 17th May 2009 6:03am
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