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bpman



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joke of the day ...
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs,



they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.

Sleepy leads the pack.

'Sleepy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'

Sleepy asks, ’Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?'

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers,



'No, Sleepy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .'

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Sleepy turns around and glares, silencing them.

Sleepy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?'

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,



'No, Sleepy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe ....

'This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Sleepy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Sleepy turns back and says,



'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'

The Pope, really confused by the questions says,



'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor,



tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......

'Sleepy shagged a penguin!'
'Sleepy shagged a penguin!'
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I got the Christmas decorations out of the loft last night and came across a present I forgot to give the kids last year. Its a shame really because they would have loved that kitten.
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A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian Coast

He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her.
Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.
The Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'.

'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news first?'
The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead.
Young Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef. He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.'
The bloke is naturally distressed to hear of this and has a bit of a turn.
But after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what the good news is.
The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few really good sized lobsters and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so we've brought you your share.'
He hands the bloke a bag with a couple of nice lobsters and four or five crabs in it.
'Gee thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all that...
So what's the other possible good news?

'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and pull her up again!
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