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JSG



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Not the Sharpest Tool in the Box
She gives blondes a bad name Laughing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww...r_embedded John

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Post #100944 19th Nov 2011 12:14pm
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T1G UP



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Re: Not the Sharpest Tool in the Box
JSG wrote:
She gives blondes a bad name Laughing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww...r_embedded


my idea of heaven.......dumb and blonde! ill you take the wife in p/x!
Post #100946 19th Nov 2011 12:17pm
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On the vessels I operate on there are numerous drills that have to be periodically carried out. A stewardess who was working in Club Class was asked:-

"The coffee machine in Club Class suddenly bursts into flames! What would your actions be?"

She thinks for a moment....and a distant light flickered into life....drawing breath her serious retort was:-

"I'd pop down and use the coffee machine in the Main Passenger Cabin instead!"

And yes she too is blond! Laughing If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!

Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!!
Post #100948 19th Nov 2011 12:45pm
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stevie d



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Post #100969 19th Nov 2011 2:38pm
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wslr



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stevie d wrote:
Even worse:
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'I thought Europe was a country'... Perhaps she is cleverer than we think! Smile
Post #100980 19th Nov 2011 3:43pm
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Ohhhhh Dear !!!!!! If everything is under control you are not going fast enough.

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