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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4736  
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Two blokes up on a high building to adjust a satalite dish that is bolted to the wall . Bit awkward to reach but one says "If we get a plank and push it out and you go out a few feet you will be able to reach the dish. I will stand on this end of the plank so you will be safe enough"
Other non to bright spark agrees to this so the plank is extended,mate no 1 stands on the roof end of it while mate no 2 walks out two feet along the plank to reach the dish. All is going to plan when mate no 1 on the roof end of the plank gets a call on his mobile. He takes it out but drops it. He instinctively steps off the plank to catch the mobile phone with catastrophic results. The plank shifts and his mate plunges to his doom. Mate no 1 promptly flees the scene. Sometime later the police are investigating the accident and are questioning people who live in the building. One of these is an old lady. Policeman-"Did you see anything" Old lady -"Yes the poor man fell past my window and I think there was sex involved" Policeman,naturally a little stunned asks-"Why do you think there was sex involved in the accident?" Old lady-"Well as he fell past my window I heard him say-WHERE DID THAT F*****G WHORE GO? 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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13th Nov 2011 8:36pm |
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