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spudfan

Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
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Last wish..sort of

So there I was gowned up lying on the table with the anesthetist about to dose me up when I turned to the bloke who was going to do the poking about and said "If I need the kiss of life I'd prefer if you didn't do it" Probably not the wisest thing to do to someone who is going to examine your innermost regions.
Why did I risk antagonising the bloke in the driving seat you ask? Well I had a perfectly good reason for taking such a risk.There were some female medical staff in attendance and I had graded them on the 1 to 5 kissability scale. I know what you're saying .."When you get to your age you can't afford to be fussy"
Anyway he said "With the anesthetic you won't know who is doing the kissing", and under I went.
Later in the day when I was out and coming out of neverland the bloke in question came out to talk to me about how things went. Anyway all is well (with the usual "this time prefix").
"Hold on " I hear you say. "What about the kiss of life." Well I decided not to ask. Somethings in life are best left unsaid.... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
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28th May 2022 6:05pm

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