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spudfan



Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
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A day to remember
From a while ago.
I turned into a farmyard and had to stop. There was a Hiace van parked horizontally blocking my way to the back of the yard. As I could not see anyone about I blew the horn. Someone came out of the house, saw the problem and jumped into the Hiace to shift it. Unfortunately unseen by me or the man now shifting the Hiace was the rope attached to the tow bar on the hiace. This rope was attached to a ladder on the far side of a shed roof. There was someone unseen by us on the ladder painting the aforementioned shed roof. Anyway the Hiace shifted, the rope tightened and followed the Hiace.
Next I heard a shout then saw a ladder coming over the ridge of the shed. The man painting the shed roof came briefly into view then managed to exit the ladder and slide down the far slope of the roof, which had been freshly painted. Then there was the bucket of red oxide paint that he had let go of..... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
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Post #937439 12th Jan 2022 11:35pm
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MichaelE



Member Since: 18 Jan 2020
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I think your story, with all the paint, beats mine for unfortunate hilarity.

A few years ago a work colleague had to do some work on the roof of his bungalow. He threw a rope over the roof and tied it to the bumper of his car [1980s - cars had bumpers], then secured himself to the rope and climbed the ladder. Unfortunately he had neglected to keep his wife informed of his plan. She decided to nip out to the shops, and before he could stop her, she was in the car and off. Dragged him over the roof and off the other side. A few broken ribs, arm and shoulder but survived.
Post #937495 13th Jan 2022 10:07am
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buffalo4



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Reminds me of the short film
The Plank
Post #937514 13th Jan 2022 12:17pm
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Rashers



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Obviously no risk assessment carried out Rolling with laughter
Post #937523 13th Jan 2022 12:44pm
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blackwolf



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There is something about these stories which reminds me of Gerard Hoffnung's story of the bricklayer,

Dated perhaps, but inspired.
Post #937575 13th Jan 2022 6:08pm
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Landymatt



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And in song form…
Post #937594 13th Jan 2022 8:04pm
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