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spudfan

Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
Posts: 4722

Well it was worth a try...

Many years ago when I was at college I was in the canteen with a fellow student..of the female variety. I decided to use science to further my cause with the aforementioned female. So I picked up a spoon, told the subject of my desire to watch the spoon and to listen to my voice. Well I started moving the spoon backwards and forwards telling her to follow it with her eyes while I intoned the instruction "You desire me, you desire me". I thought I was making progress until she burst out laughing. Well the spoon was plastic, that's my exscuse

1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai

21st Jan 2021 10:24pm

donmacn

Member Since: 06 Nov 2017
Location: Nth Scotland
Posts: 1850

When I started reading this, I wondered 'where you were going' with the spoon...! ... and in the canteen too! Donald

1994 Defender 300Tdi 110 SW - owned since 2002 - 230k miles and going strong
(The 'rolling restoration' or tinkering thread: http://www.defender2.net/forum/topic58538.html )
2000 Range Rover P38 4.0L V8

in the past..
RR classic - fitted with 200Tdi
1984 RR classic - V8 with ZF auto box
1993 Discovery 300Tdi

not to mention the minis and the Type 2 VW camper...

21st Jan 2021 10:40pm

spudfan

Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
Posts: 4722

I like to maintain that if the spoon had been a proper metal shiny spoon my use of hypnosis would have worked..... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai

21st Jan 2021 11:08pm

Slideywindows

Member Since: 09 Sep 2016
Location: North Essex
Posts: 1286

I think you're right.

In my experience, not many females desire a plastic spoon.

22nd Jan 2021 5:08pm

Leamreject

Member Since: 19 Dec 2020
Location: Middle Earth - Leamington Spa
Posts: 970

I think you’re trying to stir up trouble....

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22nd Jan 2021 5:28pm

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