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spudfan



Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
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One of two options
Right, I saw the Mrs getting ready for bed last night so I have decided I need to do one of the following,
A. Take out all of the light bulbs, tell the Mrs we had a break in and they stole all of the light bulbs, or
B. Pull out the main fuse and tell the Mrs the last electricity bill was not paid and we have been cut off.
What would you do? 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #833840 28th May 2020 10:29am
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RoadForce



Member Since: 17 Jul 2014
Location: Holland
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Netherlands 2000 Defender 130 Td5 HCPU Coniston Green
Errrrr... to achieve what exactly? I'm not sure I understand, but can't you simply close your eyes, avert your gaze, trade her in for a younger model? Defender 130 HCPU Td5 MY2000
Post #833841 28th May 2020 10:37am
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AMBxx



Member Since: 24 Jul 2016
Location: York
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Don't worry about it - as soon as she reads any of this, you'll be sleeping in the spare room Wink
Post #833859 28th May 2020 12:48pm
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spudfan



Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #833864 28th May 2020 1:18pm
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williamthedog



Member Since: 29 Dec 2012
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His and hers blindfolds?? Rolling with laughter
Post #833868 28th May 2020 1:27pm
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andydef90



Member Since: 09 Feb 2015
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United Kingdom 2014 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 HT Corris Grey
my eyes my eyes I know what you mean first wife grew a patristic twin within twelve month of getting married must be something to do with a gold allergy Laughing
Post #833870 28th May 2020 1:41pm
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