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gilarion



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Spooky or what or do Defenders have a Magic Fairy
This is a true story.

Last September I took my cigarette lighter plug out of its socket to power a Sat Nav, and when I came to replace the plug I could not find it anywhere. As I do not smoke in the Land Rover I was not that overly concerned, however, I searched and searched but the plug was nowhere to be found in the vehicle. Now during the last nine months I have hovered and thoroughly cleaned the interior, I have had the seats out etc. but to no avail, the plug, I never found.

Now fast forward to present day. The bare socket bereft of a plug has been driving me mad, and I have struggled this week to find a replacement as Land Rover in their wisdom keeps changing the socket and plug and the one I have fitted is no longer available, so the only way I could replace the plug was to buy a new complete unit necessitating in the removal of part of the dash to fit it which is a pain. so I have not been a happy bunny this week.

This morning I opened the driver’s door and climbed into the seat, and what caught my eye shining and glistening on the passenger seat was the cigarette plug. I have no idea how it got there the only one who lives at my home with me is my wife and she does not have any keys to the Defender and anyway she would not play that sort of joke, it’s a mystery and though I am very sceptical of such magical creatures, nevertheless, even though some may think Gilarion is losing the plot I can only think a Magic Fairy placed it there during the night, I can think of no other explanation. For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
Post #706403 10th May 2018 12:03pm
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leeds



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Gilarion is losing the plot I can only think a Magic Fairy placed it there during the night??


Well since I do not believe in magic fairies and Gilarion is sceptical of them the obvious conclusion is that Gilarion is officially losing the plot surely? Razz


Now should we have a poll on this matter?


1) Gilarion has lost the plot?

2) Gilarion LR has a magic fairy?


Cast your votes folks




Brendan
Post #706407 10th May 2018 12:16pm
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gilarion



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I suppose that makes my talismans, dream catchers, pendants, magic crystals and my lucky piece of touch wood redundant then. Shocked

I still think I have a magic fairy though, perhaps placed there by LR special vehicles division. Thumbs Up For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
Post #706408 10th May 2018 12:20pm
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Enid_Puceflange



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I believe you!!

Having owned my 110 for just over a year now, since I got it the central locking has never worked properly
Then , when up at the forum gathering last weekend it has all of a sudden started to work perfectly Thumbs Up

Defender fairy’s are real!! My confidence has been writing cheques that my abilities can't cash for years.
Post #706415 10th May 2018 12:53pm
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Procta



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its the mystery triangle, things go missing and then they turn up, when you least expect it! Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it!
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williamthedog



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If defender fairies are real I think we should buy caterham a box full 😀😀😀
Post #706478 10th May 2018 7:03pm
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leeds



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IF and I repeat IF we are going down the road of mystical creatures there could possibly be an argument for theLR imp/devil/demon etc.



Brendan
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custom90



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Perhaps LR P/N: 666SPIDER
Has something to do with it. Whistle Rolling with laughter TheThunder Rolls🇬🇧🇺🇸
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gilarion



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OK, just for you none believers here is proof that Defender faires exist ...... and that I have not lost the plot Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter



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 For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
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williamthedog



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Hey Gilarion, if you got fairies like that where you live I'm moving there Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up
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Zed



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100%, definitely, unequivocally, categorically, undeniably, indisputably a magic fairy that lives in your Defender

and not early onset dementia.

Probably.
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Laurie



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ARC99



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leeds wrote:
Gilarion is losing the plot I can only think a Magic Fairy placed it there during the night??


Well since I do not believe in magic fairies and Gilarion is sceptical of them the obvious conclusion is that Gilarion is officially losing the plot surely? Razz


Now should we have a poll on this matter?


1) Gilarion has lost the plot?

2) Gilarion LR has a magic fairy?


Cast your votes folks




Brendan


Brendan I think a third option should be.

3. Gilarion needs to go to Spec Savers. Don't make old people mad.
We don't like being old in the first place,
so it doesn't take much to Censored us off.

Richard
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gilarion



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Specsavers Shocked

All I can say is in the past when all the assembly line workers had gone home and all was quiet at Load Lane, at the stroke of midnight something magical happened to Defenders, that's all I am saying. Laughing
Believe it or believe it not Rolling with laughter




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 For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
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