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spudfan



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Why some men have dogs and not wives.
Why some men have dogs and not wives.


1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day..
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

Then, last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
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Glynparry25



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HAHA, soooo true. I have a dog..... and don't have a missus.

It is the old saying:

Why is a dog a mans best friend?
Leave your dog and your wife in the car for half a day and see who is pleased to see you when you get back Very Happy

Glyn Dog Sheep
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spudfan



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Glyn, kinda thought you'd comment on the above. Actually had you in mind when I posted it! Very Happy 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
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2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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Always come home to a wet nose and a wagging tail.
Not a wagging tongue. If everything is under control you are not going fast enough.

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