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| K9F Member Since: 12 Nov 2009 Location: Bournemouth Posts: 9610   
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Thanks Karlos....
Anyone with a waist size above 36" are officially too fat for River Island....The 'Saturday Girl' I spoke to wasn't sure how to take it when I stated "River Island obviously discrimiinates against fat and happy people such as myself!" 
Mind you I reckon there must be a few on here that shouldn't bother going to River Island either! 
Come on all you chubbos it's my birthday...Who else is going to join mine and Karlos' Fat B45t4rd Club??? If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!
Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!! |
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22nd Sep 2010 8:15am |
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| dm_td5 Member Since: 20 Jul 2008 Location: Arnhem Land Posts: 609  
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22nd Sep 2010 8:40am |
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| AndrewS Member Since: 10 Apr 2007 Location: Hereford Posts: 3708 
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Happy Birthday
 130's have feeling's as well you know  |
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22nd Sep 2010 10:10am |
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| Grockle Member Since: 24 Nov 2008 Location: Peak District National Park Posts: 2266 
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'ave a good un Mal
2.4 90 XS
1968 1/32 scale Britains 109 Pick up. |
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22nd Sep 2010 10:29am |
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| Eduardo Member Since: 28 Aug 2008 Location: Región Metropolitana Posts: 2110  
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Happy Birthday KF9!!
Some LR presents? Cheers Eduardo MY 2007 110 SW PUMA 2.4: Big Fog of 64' MY 1994 Jayco 1207 Folding camper: "El Tremendo" Click image to enlarge |
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22nd Sep 2010 12:19pm |
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| K9F Member Since: 12 Nov 2009 Location: Bournemouth Posts: 9610
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Thank you all for your wishes.....
I bought a Scangauge under the pretext that my other half would contribute something towards it for my birthday....I paid for it so it was fitted...nowt more said....I then bought some M&M seat covers under the same pretext....again I paid...same again for the Mota-Lita...so all in all I've done very well this month...My other half did buy me some aluminium billet switch ends and some smellies!!!! I like birthdays!! If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!
Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!! |
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22nd Sep 2010 4:58pm |
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| Glynparry25 Member Since: 16 Feb 2009 Location: Miserable Midlands Posts: 3015  
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Happy Birthday from Cyprus... you old fart
Glyn  |
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23rd Sep 2010 6:36am |
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| Bomber82 Member Since: 20 Oct 2009 Location: Alessandria - Italy Posts: 216 
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Happy birthday!!
Matteo
Defender 110 Td4 SE MY 09 |
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23rd Sep 2010 7:27am |
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| K9F Member Since: 12 Nov 2009 Location: Bournemouth Posts: 9610
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You must be on the way back then Glyn? 'Decompression' then you'll be able to imbibe in an ale or 30! Glad to hear you're ok and hopefully on way home!
Just handed my uniform in this week! Last day on unit 04 October! Can pile on even more weight and never have to do a bleep test ever again! Yippee!!! Whilst I remember in an age where political correctness and equal opportunities didn't exist the fat chick picture reminded me of a time in the early 80s when we had such an individual working on the section! Well the lads put up a slab of ale to the first individual who 'nailed' her! A certain individual who shall remain nameless  decide to take on the task... But to do so he claimed the prize first, drank half of it and then proceeded to carry out the task under the pretext he had to be p155ed first to do it! Nuff said! If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!
Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!! Last edited by K9F on 23rd Sep 2010 8:15am. Edited 3 times in total |
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23rd Sep 2010 8:01am |
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| Glynparry25 Member Since: 16 Feb 2009 Location: Miserable Midlands Posts: 3015
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Decompression has been done and waiting in the departures lounge..... Roll on flight time (delayed 4 hours)!!!! 4th Oct!!! Check you out..... so what you got lined up? You will be just another civi soon. Glyn |
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23rd Sep 2010 8:08am |
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| K9F Member Since: 12 Nov 2009 Location: Bournemouth Posts: 9610
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Yeah Glyn,
Four hour delay, surprised you're not out there fixing it yourself, you'd probably do a better job!
Time was right and with Defence Review wanted to leave under my own terms, got a healthy pension I'm not collecting and 'other half' was also in mob for 24 years so together we're ok! Got job lined up and second interview for a fantastic job as a marine electrical engineer tomorrow! It's the marine job I really, really want, it also means me spending a week a month in St Malo! So fingers crossed! You spending some time in UK or heading back to Wobbly and Dortyland? If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!! Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!! |
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23rd Sep 2010 8:23am |
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