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K9F



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I've just done the same and seen two guys in tu tus saying they were going for a shandy!!!!

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

This could run on and on! If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!

Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!!
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Why I live Up North Thumbs Up

Cheaper beer that isn't Flat

Better Looking Sheep.

Friendly people that give a f##k

Proper Fish n Chips

Cheaper housing.

Miles and miles of beaches.

We have wilderness, not just a postage stamp sized moor.

Proper Yorkshire Puddings

Beautiful scenery.

More Salmon Rivers.

Down to earth Foxhunts.

Quiet roads.

Less crime.

You got Jordan, we got Cheryl Cole.

A686 from Hexham to Penrith

We have trees that don't fall over in a stiff breeze

Red Squirrels.

Rush hour Rolling with laughter

Cleveland way, Pennine way, Coast to coast, Hadrians Wall way.

The Lake District.

Miles and Miles of Greenlanes.

Kippers

Surfing, premier British Cup competition, staged at Tynemouth for the last two years - the home of British champion Sam Lamiroy.

Stotties.

18 blue flag beaches.

The Star Inn, Netherton, Northumberland.

The Likely Lads.

Viz magazine

Whitelees Moor in Northumberland, the biggest Wildlife Trust Nature Reserve in England

Ocean wind turbines off Blyth - the green technology of the future, in which the North-East leads the way.

The plaque reading "Made in Middlesbrough" on the Sydney Harbour Bridge.

The largest unbroken waterfall in England, the roaring white water of High Force in Teesdale.

And Best of All Yorkshire,
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If Northerners are so Censored ing friendly, how come all the Northern retirists in South Dorset (who voted in a Labour MP ffs) are so Censored ing miserable? Is it because they miss home? Because if they do, I'm happy to pay to repatriate them. Ruined my county they have, with their poxy bungalows, pikey mobile home parks and their ghastly cheap Korean cars. 

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They where sent South for being miserable Thumbs Up Original Member Pie n Pea Club.
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K9F



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Billie Piper
We got Billie Piper too! On second thoughts a move up North may be worth due consideration.
I got a bungalow too but it's not poxy!

Rolling with laughter If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!

Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!!
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Willy get your hands off you Midlander Razz

Well you can have Cheryl Cole Rolling with laughter 59 2.4 110 XS Utility
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Post #20177 15th Dec 2009 3:20pm
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Northumbrian family, traced as far back as the 1750's farm labourers near alnwick, also kelp gatherers. Thumbs Up I'd actally prefer the Unthank Sisters please Thumbs Up Original Member Pie n Pea Club.
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K9F



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Eskimos!
Are you far enough up north to be classed as Eskimos? For as a southerner I wish to have something cleared up! The following is a cut and paste:

It's true Eskimo men sometimes let other men sleep with their wives. But did they offer that privilege to any horny schmuck who showed up on the front stoop? Generally not. The lending of wives to perfect strangers happened occasionally in some places, but it was never the widespread custom it has been made out to be.

May be worth me popping up north after all!

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!

Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!!
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At least up north our whippets aren't Gay , You southerners seam to be breeding GAY Dogs by looking at you're aviator, They are as camp as a row of tents, with there fluffy coats on Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter NEVER TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY. NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE ANYWAY
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Yes you can have a lend if you want............can't understand why Shocked when we have all these sheep
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Post #20187 15th Dec 2009 4:17pm
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Kelp gatherers eh. Those where the days eh Obadiah, who'd a thought thirty years ago we'd be sittin here drinkin chateau de chasolet Rolling with laughter 59 2.4 110 XS Utility
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K9F



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Fogduckers Explained!
fekete wrote:
At least up north our whippets aren't Gay , You southerners seam to be breeding GAY Dogs by looking at you're aviator, They are as camp as a row of tents, with there fluffy coats on Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter


There's a story behind my Avatar. Long story short - I am an Aircraft Electrician in Her Majesty's employ. A long time ago an Aircraft Electrician was baby sitting for a Senior Rank (not me I hasten to add). Senior Rank returns home to find said baby sitter in compromising situation with family's pet dog who ended up with the bottom the size of a kitbag!
Since that time all Aircraft Electricians have been called Dogf**kers. Variation of a theme and less offensive - K9Fornicator - even less offensive K9F.

So.....If there are any Whippets that need a reamin'

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

How far off topic are we going to go with this? Forgot entirely about Second Service! If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!

Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!!
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Thats sick
Was he a southerner or northerner Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter NEVER TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY. NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE ANYWAY


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But back on topic main dealer wanted me to take out a monthly payment plan for the 3 services and quoted �1500+VAT. The local approved LR independant offered 3 services for �800

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Mines having it's first service soon, how much should I be looking at Original Member Pie n Pea Club.
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