TooTall
Member Since: 10 Jul 2012
Location: Fens
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Dave decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads & generally packing the Landy for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence, she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking. Now that we are married, I think it's time we get rid of :that: truck, quit hunting, shooting, hand-loading and fishing. Maybe you should sell your silly Landy, guns and the boat."
Dave gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
�There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.�
"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
�I wasn't!�  "Ease your worries, Clear-up your woes,
Go into your garage & put stuff into rows."
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27th Jan 2013 3:32am |
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copey28
Member Since: 11 May 2012
Location: Ayr
Posts: 199
 
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Haha true,true 
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27th Jan 2013 3:40am |
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Defender-Stu
Member Since: 14 Jun 2012
Location: South West England
Posts: 1320
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Haha that's great 
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27th Jan 2013 8:47am |
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