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ZeDefender



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Boning my first bird
Wife is determined to have "goose-in-turkey" for Christmas (thank you bloody Hugh Fearnley Pis*ingstall). As expected, she is blackmailing me to "make it so" (using Defender mods as leverage). So I need to take all the bones out of this turkey...

I practised boning a chicken last night (not too bad) using instructions from the internet but they involved cutting up the spine, so it has to be sewn/scuewered (how the Censored do you spell that?) for cooking afterwards Sad

I am "expected" to bone it leaving the skin intact - my first attempt on the next chicken is a disaster Shocked
I've taken humans to pieces before now (don't creep out - medical school) but this is much harder Sad

Has anyone been mad enough to try this? Can you give me any tips?

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I can help you with the spelling of 'skewered' but no further.... Whistle
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i boned mine this morning...........

As for christmas dinner i let the butcher do it Thumbs Up
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waiting for first comment Laughing

Its a relatively straight forward job though if you take your time with a small pointed sharp knife (or maybe a scalpel if you have some left.

My Mrs did it last year

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ZeDefender



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d j hutton wrote:
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Boning my first bird


waiting for first comment Laughing

Its a relatively straight forward job though if you take your time with a small pointed sharp knife (or maybe a scalpel if you have some left.

My Mrs did it last year

DJ


If I pay for your Mrs' flights..?

And thank you 2.6KHz - I may be away in Glasgow for the next few days so I'm panicking a bit... Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
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d j hutton



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I'll ask her but...

I seem to remember some peeling back of skin and sewing up was done so you're probably on the right lines

try here http://homecooking.about.com/od/turkeyreci...keysbs.htm

Good luck with it, could to be worth it in the end (always worth a trip to Lidls and get a 3 bird roast from the freezer dept though, just in case it goes wrong!)

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ZeDefender



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d j hutton wrote:
always worth a trip to Lidls and get a 3 bird roast from the freezer dept though, just in case it goes wrong!

This is Bavaria - goose country - even a 1 turkey roast is pushing it Laughing

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